Disclaimer- we don't own Naruto. But I own then this chair im in and ANGLE owns this bowl of ramen.

Right in front of me.

He sucks.

BUT I GOT THE CHAIR! -Evil laughter-

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"SASUKE-KUN! WHERE ARE YOU SASUKE-KUN!" screamed Sakura as she looked down a hall way.

'Finally, a chance to be alone with Sasuke-kun and no Ino-pig to ruin it. CHA!' ranted inner-Sakura.

"Lets see," mumbled Sakura, "this note says it's the second door on the right. And it should be right here." She stopped in front of a grey metal door. On it, it said "Sasuke Uchiha is in here." "SASUKE-KUN HERE I COME!" And with that said, she opened the door.

Once inside the room, the door slammed shut, leaving her in the dark. Then, a light was shone on a chair. Warily, Sakura headed towards the chair. Sitting down, she looked around the room. On the ceiling was a booth. Inside you could barley make out two figures.

"Know your ninja...know your ninja... know your ninja..."

"What is this? WHERE IS SASUKE-KUN!"

"Sakura Haruno... watches Hannah Montana..."

"I DO NOT! IT IS HORRIBLE!"

'Nobodies perfect, I got to work it, again and again til I get it right...Um im not helping am I?'

"Sakura Haruno... likes Naruto but is hiding it by saying she likes Sas-UKE..."

"I DON'T LIKE THAT IDIOT! And what's a uke?"

"Do you want to know?"

"Hai."

"A uke is the bitch in a gay relationship and takes it through the asshole..."

"SASUKE-KUN ISN'T A UKE OR A BITCH! YOU'RE THE UKE AND BITCH!"

"IT IS ON!"

"Calm done Shadow."

"Hell no, she called me a bitch and you a uke."

"DIE!"

"Calm down."

"You bitch."

Sakura looked at the booth with confusion. "Um, what are you doing?" The fighting abruptly stopped.

"We're going to continue now."

"Sakura Haruno...is secretly dating Ino..."

"THAT IS NOT TRUE! SASUKE-KUN IS MY ONE TRUE LOVE!"

"Sakura Haruno...watches Hannah Montana, likes Naruto, and is dating Ino."

"NONE OF THAT IS TRUE!"

"And now you know...Sakura Haruno."

"YOU DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL!" Then men in black suits came into the room. They walked up to Sakura and dragged her away. "YOUR GOING TO GET A CALL FROM MY LAWYER!"

"Ohhh, a lawyer, I'm soooo scared. Suck it up."

"Angry much."

"No shit. Just cue the damn ending."

"Fine. Gawd."

"Know your ninja...know your ninja...know your ninja..."

IN THE BOOTH...

"So," Shadow spun around in her chair, "Who should we do next?"

"That sounded so wrong in my mind," said Angel. looking up from his bowl of ramen.

"Pervert." Shadow threw her clipboard at Angel.

"And I know it," replied Angel, catching the clipboard. "I think we should do the fourth Hokage."

"I say Naruto."

"Forth Hokage."

"Naruto."

And the never ending battle begins.