A/N: HEY PEOPLE! I AM SO TERRIBLY SORRY I HAVE NOT UPDATED IN FOREVER!! I KNO I HAV BEEN BAD! SORRY! BUT I'VE HAD A LOT GOIN ON, ANYWAYS, U DON'T CARE BOUT DAT, SO HERE'S DA NEXT CHAPTER OF THE STORY! I'LL POST THE REST OF THE DAY LATER ON, BUT I WANTED TO GET AT LEAST SOMETHING UP! SOORY ONCE AGAIN!!
REMEMEBER TO REVIEW! FLAMES ARE ACCEPTED AND SUGGESTIONS ARE LOVED!
I love this day!!
Why you ask?
Well because, I get to torture Iggy, and make him my slave!!!! hahahahahaa!!!!
Sweet, sweet, sweeettt REVENGGEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Am I ok? Of course!
Am I hyper! Very! You know, if you eat like a dozen pancakes with a bunch of syrup, you'd by hyper too!!!! Now to plot my revenge against Iggy for all he's done! Like seriously, he bombed the mall, and then he had his mind in the gutter!!!!!
first things first! Rearange the
I'm done, now the living room, is like totally backwards! Oh and perfect, here comes Iggy!!! I'll climb behind the couch and watch!
"Max? Fang? Gazzy? Nudge? Angel? Hello? Anyone here?" Iggy asked. He shrugged. "Ah, guess they're all upstairs, I'll just watch some TV on the couch then…
He walked to wear our couch used to be, but tripped over the hard wooden table! And bonus! He fell onto his x box! I think I heard some games crack! Somebody was gonna be mad!
"Ow! What the hell! Where is the freaking remote! And what's the table doing here!" Iggy felt around, and found the remote on the table, he also found a porky pine needle!
"Ow! Damn it! Where's all this coming from!!!!"
I held in my laughter as best I could.
He knee-crawled, and felt around till he found the couch, he sat down, and BOOM! Yes I said BOOM! I put a little bomb provided by Gazzy to scare the Iggy sir! It wouldn't hurt him; just teach him not to mess with Maximum Ride!
Iggy bounced back, and hit his head against the table again! Oh that would leave a mark! I'm so evil! Hahaha!
"My freaking God! What the crap is going on! Who the hell moved all the freaking furniture!!!!!!" Iggy screamed at the top of his lungs, and then to my surprise, he started to cry. I guess he couldn't take a little joke… maybe he was just too frustrated. Well I didn't care the reason, I busted out laughing as the rest of the flock came running down the stairs, to try and see what Iggy was fuming about. I was rolling on the floor behind the couch laughing my ass off, as they say in texts.
"Max! What the hell is your freaking problem?"
"Iggy! Watch your dang language! Oh, didn't I tell you? I moved all the furniture, and then I tried my hand at knitting, oh sorry, I left my needles there! My bad!" I said innocently. Yeah I think even sweet little Angel could see right through me.
"Max! I am gonna kill you!"
You can't! Cause you have to be my slave for the day! Remember? Fang
dared you to, yesterday, so as my first wish, I'd like to see you
run into a tree."
Everyone burst out laughing. Everyone but Iggy, he glared narrowed eyes at where he thought I was. He didn't have such bad aim.
"No freaking way am I gonna run into a dumb tree, especially on purpose!"
Hmm… well he said, not a dumb tree, and not on purpose… well I think we can arrange something…
"Fine! Well then, let's at least go outside! I wanted to practice some moves, out in our huge yard."
"Ok." Everyone agreed.
"Hey Ig, you want to practice some moves with me, please?"
"Uh sure…" he said uneasy.
Fang raised an eyebrow at me. I grinned. I pointed my eyes at a nearby tree. Fang caught my drift. This was gonna be good!
Iggy walked over to me, we did the usual block and punch. Then I started taunting Iggy, moving, or running away so he'd totally miss. He started to get frustrated, and I did my final move.
I stood in
front of Iggy, and waved my hand in front of his face and said, "You
can't see me!"
Which literally, he can't. So he got pissed off and said,
Max, I know I'm freaking blind, but you don't have to rub it in my
face!" and with that he started chasing me around the yard.
Exactly my plan. Man I'm good! Suddenly, the tree was right in front of me. I ran louder, to make sure Iggy kept following, than at the last second, I skidded to the right and Fang came out suddenly to catch me before I fell from the sudden movement.
Iggy didn't have the same luck.
WAT'D U THINK? GOOD BAD? TELL ME IN A REVIEW! FLAMES ARE ACCEPTED,
AND SUGGESTIONS ARE LOVED!
I'm GONNA ASK FOR ATLEAST 5 REVIEWS IN ORDER TO CONTINUE, CUZ IDK IF PEOPLE WILL READ THIS ANYMORE! SO REMEMBER TO REIVEW! ITS VERY IMPORTANT!!!
PEACE OUT PEOPLE! =:]