Disclaimer: yadda yadda yadda… I don't own Naruto, if I did, Sasuke would have his ass back in Konoha by now and be sharing a bed with Naruto.
A/N: Okay people I AM HERE!!!! I know I know, I have been so long getting this out, but see, I was majorly blocked in the writing department. I haven't written anything lately other than maybe some poems. ANYWAYS!!! Who else thinks that Sasuke is way to strong for his own good, and Madara Uchiha should suffer a thousand painful deaths? I MEAN COME ON!!! He's gonna enslave all of the human race? God. Anyways, I hope you don't all want to kill me after reading this chapter… I hope it lives up to the horrible wait, if not, I'll try not to take so long on the next, but no promises. Now a word from our sponsors, a.k.a. the voices in my head.
Py: Yeah, we are his insanity.
Nomel: HI UNCLE PY!!!!!
Py: OH SHIT!!! *tries to hide*
Nomel: Pfft, yeah like I wanna hang with you.
Ralza: Uhm… I'm new here.
Lyra: Awwww, that's sweet.
Pyrus: *sniffs* I smell sex coming in this chapter… a really good fuck.
Cairn: MY EARS!!!! I'm not supposed to hear this stuff.
Pyrus: as if, you've done way worse than is written here.
Cairn: *sniffles* have not, I'm an innocent boy.
Pyrus: yeah right.
Cairn: *starts to cry*
Lyra: *holds Cairn* awww, baby, don't cry.
Pyrus: MOM!!! Don't coddle the pervert kitty.
Lyra: Pyrus behave before I put you over my knee.
Pyrus: O_O yes ma'am *hides*
Me: -_- okay, on with the show.
P.S. Anyone who actually reads my whole rambling author's note… let me know, I would so appreciate it. Plus, you never know when I'm feeling generous and might do something for you. I have lots of ideas for stories but no time, but I might do a one shot for people that make me feel good about myself. Also, the opening lemon was written because of the winner of the last contest. XD, I was just gonna jump right to Sasu and Naru talking after their romantic tryst. Oh well, also, this chapter took on a new life after half a year of not even touching this story. I had this first lemon written half a year ago though.
Kiba smirked as they got back to Orishi's place. They had ended up going there because of something or other, he was sure he had heard the word medication mentioned. It really didn't matter, he was getting lucky tonight. He followed Orishi into the apartment in a rather nice building only to stop three feet in. There, standing in front of him, was an honest to goodness stripper pole.
"You have a stripper pole in your living room?" he asked, the drool ringing in his voice.
"You didn't think I kept this body by laying around and watching TV did you?" Orishi laughed before hopping onto the pole and giving a couple of quick spins for Kiba, one of them upside down.
Kiba laughed "Well, I guess not, I just didn't expect the pole…"
Oshi chuckled as he hopped down "Well, don't expect a show on the first date."
"Why not? I'm already getting lucky."
Orishi's face became marred in a sour look in the direction of the dog lover "Who said that?" he said with acid in his tone.
Kiba stared dumbfounded at the red head "Uhhhh, you kinda implied that earlier… are you a tease?" he laughed
"Nah, I was just teasing." Orishi said as he gave Kiba a flirtatious smile.
Kiba smirked "You really are an enigma."
"Wrapped up in a quandary." Orishi added before slinking up closer to Kiba and kissing him gently on the lips, moving so gracefully to hide the slight shift he had to make to elevate his heels from the floor. Kiba took this cue and immediately wrapped his arms around the slender male's waist and pulled him closer, not letting the kiss end. Instead, he gently stroked his tongue across the other male's lips, asking for entrance to have it granted, and then he took his chance to explore the entirety of the smaller male's mouth. He memorized every inch with every roll and ever dip until finally the two men had to part to catch their breaths.
"Wow." was the only word either of them could mutter as they stared into each other's eyes. Then, without pretense they were upon each other. So charged were they with their mounting sexual energy that ripping fabric could be heard as Kiba's t-shirt went flying across the living room, split in two.
"Damn you're horny." Kiba laughed at the boy who had just torn his shirt off
"Yeah, you're just very very hot, and I can't control myself" Orishi said, not taking time to look up from where he was growing more and more frustrated with the dog lover's belt.
The older male gave a soft chuckle as he stilled his companion's hands "Here let me, I probably need the pants tomorrow." He said as he took his own lower garments off so he was exposed in nothing but his boxers.
Orishi laughed quietly "You're wearing puppy boxers?"
Kiba grinned "Oh you know they're sexy."
Orishi nodded, already disrobing "Yes they are." He said as he got his own tight fitting jeans off.
Kiba looked over then down, only to make a double take "You were going commando?" he exclaimed.
He was met with a grin from the Houzen. "Yes, I was. Is that a problem?"
"Not at all" was the reply given by the Inuzuka before he picked up his soon to be lover so that the smaller male's legs were wrapped around his waist. "Where is your bedroom?" he asked before attacking the neck displayed before him with a hungry mouth.
Orishi let out a low moan at the sensations running directly into his brain. "Unnnnhhh, can't wait that long, just fuck me on the couch."
"How about over the back of the couch" came a smirking question in reply.
"Ooo that sounds hot."
With that, Kiba set Orishi down behind the couch and turned him so they were facing the same way. From behind he latched his lips onto the hollow of the smaller man's neck and sucked while giving a light bite. "GOD KIBA!!! Just fuck me now." Was the shout that his actions earned, and he was more than happy to oblige in that demand. With a lovingly rough force he pushed on Orishi's shoulders so he fell draped over the back of the couch, his ass lifted high on display. Kiba smirked and slapped it once before leaning down and running an eager tongue along the crevice.
"You know, you're delicious." He said with a grin as he circled his tongue around the pink puckered entrance. This earned Kiba a delighted moan from his lover and he smirked wider. He was going to do whatever it took to earn more of those moans. Kiba sunk a fang lightly into a cheek on the pale ass and then plunged his tongue into the tight heated tunnel. He put his hands on either side of the small boy's hips and held him still against the squirms the mind numbing pleasure was causing. After a few minutes of these ministrations Kiba felt his small and lovely sounding partner was ready to be entered.
"I'm going to fuck you now, and it's going to hurt, because I have sexual energy like you cannot imagine." The dog lover whispered into an ear as he leaned over the other male's back, pulling down his own boxers. Orishi nodded and made himself relax before Kiba brutally plunged himself in deep and to the hilt.
"AHHH GOD!!! Fucking big." Orishi screamed out. Kiba smirked at the compliment and held still to allow the Houzen a chance to become accustomed to the unfamiliar intrusion to his most intimate of areas. Once he was given a nod from the red head the brunette started a rough pace, taking full advantage of the eager lover spread out below him.
"You know your body is so beautiful." Kiba said as he leaned down and took a quick nip at Orishi's shoulder. In response the beautiful uke gave a low whimper in response to the assault on his ass and the bites his body was receiving. It was only a matter of time once Kiba started to stroke his cock affectionately that he came hard and into the back of the couch.
Kiba smirked. "You even cum beautifully." He moaned out as he came himself deep in the small boy's ass.
Orishi grinned. "What can I say, I'm just beautiful." Kiba nodded as he withdrew and gathered the smaller man in his arms and grinning "Where's your room?" Orishi pointed to a door.
"But my dog, Roxy, is in there; she might or might not like you."
"Don't worry, I have a way with animals." Kiba assured as he opened the door and laid Orishi down on the un-made bed and covered him with a blanket he found "I'll just feed your baby and join you."
"The food is under the sink." The redhead with blonde highlights mumbled, nodding off to sleep.
Kiba nodded and scratched behind the ears of the smiling Australian Shepherd and led her to the kitchen, giving her a fresh bowl of food and water before crawling under the blankets with the sleeping Houzen. He joined him in sleep, tightly wrapped around his lover.
*** the next morning***
Sasuke smiled as he woke to the messy tumble of blonde hair tickling his face. He breathed in the scent of his ball of sunshine, lemons and honey; Naruto smelled like lemons and honey Sasuke noted with a smile. He wanted to smell this scent every day, every morning when he woke up. Sasuke frowned as he began to think about the previous day. Sure, he had gotten the dobe out of his horrible job, but at what cost? Sasuke was pulled from his thoughts as the tanned blonde start to shift, slowly waking up. His breath caught just a little when he saw those impossibly blue eyes first start to open.
Naruto smiled up at Sasuke when he saw his lover staring at him. "Hey there sexy."
"Good morning." Sasuke answered in his usual impassive tone.
"So…. I quit I guess…" Naruto said, trouble thinly veiled in his voice.
"Or rather, I quit for you." Sasuke corrected.
"Yeah… if only it was that simple. Do you realize how many goons the snake bastard has on his payroll?"
"No, but I'm not worried."
"YOU SHOULD BE!!! Well, really I should be. He's after me. No one gets out of that snakes constrictor wrap. Plus, how am I going to make money to live on? I have bills…" Naruto mumbled, chewing on his bottom lip.
"I have plenty of money. Plus, you can live with me."
"And be your kept boy?" Naruto asked incredulously. "I'm sorry, but, have you heard of Miss Independent? That's me. I won't be someone that depends on anyone else to pay his bills."
"Fine, but didn't you say that your bastard boss, Orochimaru, knew where you live?"
"Yeah… fine, you make a good point. I need to find somewhere else to live."
Sasuke nodded. "And I am offering you a chance to stay here with me."
"Yeah, but I don't want you thinking you're gonna pay everything. If I live here, I'm paying half the bills?"
"I'll figure that out… I guarantee, in two weeks, I'll have a steady supply of income."
"Fine, as long as I know you're safe."
"So I guess you're moving in."
"Yeah… We'll have to get my stuff from my old apartment."
"Won't the ass have it staked out? I'll just buy you all new stuff."
"NO!!! I told you, I pay my way. Plus, there is stuff in there that I want. We'll just get some friends to come with us, safety in numbers and all that shit."
"Fine… though I wish you would let me just."
Naruto looked at the clock and jumped "OH SHIT!!!! I have my 7 am chemistry lecture today. It's a Nobel Prize winner who rarely makes appearances. I gotta go, I'm late."
"The shower is just through that door." Sasuke said, pointing at a door to the side of the bed.
"Thanks." Naruto said then stopped "Uhm… I don't exactly have any spare clothes here."
"Borrow some of mine."
Naruto laughed "They're like a whole size too big for me."
"So? It's either wear them or go naked. Or you could just wear the same clothes as yesterday and let everyone know what you did last night."
"Fine, can you pull me some out?"
Sasuke nodded and watched his beautiful blonde walk into his bathroom. He then got up and began pulling out some clothes he had slightly outgrown. "These should give him a good fit." he thought out loud. He couldn't help but smile when he thought about the lovely blonde living with him. Waking up to those blue eyes every day… if there was one thing that could break through his Uchiha pride and make him show emotion, it was that.
Naruto came running out of the bathroom, wrapped in a towel and grabbed the clothing Sasuke had laid out for him. He quickly changed as he stumbled towards the door, grabbing his bag from the couch. "Wait… I need a ride."
"Guh… you can't take a bus?"
"TEME!!!! You want me to take a bus after you forced me to spend the night here…. all the way across town from the university?!?!?" Naruto ranted.
"Fine fine, I'll drive you."
"Well, only if you're sure." Naruto said, smiling widely.
"It's fine, I don't have a class until ten anyways." Sasuke said. "But I'll only take you if you give me a kiss."
Naruto blushed but quickly leaned over and gave Naruto a quick kiss on the lips. Sasuke took the initiative to turn it into a much more intimate moment, not pulling away until both the men were panting for breath. "We better hurry." the obsidian eyed raven said, grabbing his keys and opening the door. The blonde dobe just nodded and followed him out to the car.
Naruto grinned as he walked along on the break he had scheduled in his day for lunch. He loved this part of day because he got to see all his friends. Looked down at his bag where he had bought a cup of ramen from the little restaurant situated on campus and looked around the quad, quickly seeing the animated Houzen and his bright red hair. He walked over, seeing Orishi act out some funny scene with the help of Temari, all for the benefit of the chuckling Kiba. "Oi Orishi, are you always crazy?"
"Yep and proud of it." Orishi said, turning around to show his shirt of the day, emblazoned with the words 'Figuring weight for age, all dolls are the same.' on a black t-shirt (there you go people, that's the line to identify for this chapter. Identify the musical and I'll write you something special.) Naruto just chuckled at this before noticing the red head's trademark bun, held up by two feathers, gray to match the boy's eyes, and the tight red jeans he was wearing with black sneakers.
"Geez, you put too much effort into your look." Naruto laughed
"Yeah, says the boy wearing some one else's clothes."
"How did you know!?!?"
"Easy, it has the Uchiha crest on the back."
"Fucking teme." Naruto said with a scowl.
Orishi just chuckles "Awww, he really likes you. He wants everyone to know you belong to him. Your boyfriend is possessive."
"Yeah yeah… but I told him I didn't want to be some kept boy."
"Awww, he just cares."
"Whatever… Hey kiba… why are you all dressed up?" Naruto asked, noticing the nice button down shirt and slacks the dog food heir was wearing.
At this moment, the lazy Shikamaru decided to sit up from his nap with a yawn "Because he slept at Orishi's last night and had to wear his dry cleaning out of his trunk."
Naruto's eyes lit up "KibaOshi goodness happened last night?"
Orishi grinned widely "You know it."
Kiba chuckled "And it was amazing."
Naruto nodded and then finally sat down to begin eating his ramen. After slurping it down at an alarming pace. When he had quickly finished his ramen he looked up "okay guys… I have a serious note to hit. See, Sasuke kinda quit my job for me, and now I have to move. "
"You wanna move in with one of us?" Orishi asked.
"No, I'm moving in with Sasuke."
"Ooooooo someone is a naughty boy."
"Oh shut up."
"okay okay, naughty boy, so what are you telling all of us this?"
"Because, I have to go get my stuff out of my apartment, and I am pretty sure that Orochimaru has goons staked out there to abduct me once I show up, so can you guys come with me and help me get my stuff?"
"He's...." Naruto cringed, not knowing how to explain his sudden slip. "He's my ex boss, who also happens to be my land lord, and he hates when people quit."
"Troublesome." Shikamaru said with his usual disinterest, earning him a hard elbow from Temari who smiled and assured, "Sure we will."
"Yeah, what are friends for?" Orishi chimed in.
"Exactly, we got your back." Kiba nodded.
Naruto smiled and looked at all of them "Geez, guys, you are true friends. How about we all meet here with at 4 and we'll head over there together? Sasuke will come too."
They all nodded at the plan. "Agreed."
A/N: So there you all go, the much awaited chapter 7 of My Whore. I hope you all liked it.
Pyrus: TOLD YOU!!!! There was sex!!!!!
Pucky: yeah duh. It was a special request.
Orishi: *rubs his hiney* damn Kiba is big.
Pyrus: why don't you jump back into the story now?
Orishi: okay *jumps into Kiba's bed.*
Pyrus: and here I am without sex.
Oh well, I would really appreciate the reviews and shit. Feel free to send me emails too. BYEEEEE. Te veo.
P.S. - oi... i've had to edit this a couple times since posting because i forgot a couple of details of my own story XD, oh well. i hope i don't get like this again.