A/N: Just a little drabble I thought up while I was rewatching the pilot.

Disclaimer: I don't own Leverage.

"Somebody kiss this man so I don't have to."

For once in her life, Parker was obedient. Without thinking anything of it (not that she would have anyway) she sprung forward on the balls of her feet and reached up to plant her lips on him.

Hardison was stunned at the action, the open display of affection at the money he secured, but was a bit more surprised that he enjoyed it.

When he looked down at her, she was staring at her check with a lover's gaze.

"I like money. A lot." She stressed in her crazed tone, enamored with the piece of paper. She latched on to Hardison, sighing in ecstasy, drunk with power and wealth.

He smiled. He was starting to like this game. "Money likes you too."