Ok people. This is my last chapter of my mad Naruto fic. I know, I know, ya hate to see it end but it had to eventually. Thanks to all you lovely reviewers, and readers. Also thanks to my darling brother, erokitsune1234, for giving input in certain aspects.


Why you NEVER Give Naruto Sweets!

Last Chapter – The End of The Line.


Sasuke was at his wit's end. He was slowly but surely going insane, and somehow he wondered whether or not this was Naruto's intention when he started this mini war. He was being chased around Konoha by Hyuugas, Kakashi, Shizune, Anko and Tsunade. Not to mention everyone else. He had been going at this since Monday, and it was now Thursday. He had had no sleep, and barely enough time to eat ninja energy bars. He was at his last limits, and all he wanted was a damn tomato.

"Kami please let Naruto come off of his sugar high soon." Was all that was in Sasuke's thoughts.

That was when Barney chimed in again. Sasuke picked up the phone.

"Naruto have you finished with all this yet?" Sasuke asked.

"Yeap. Your tomatoes are in the Uchiha district warehouse." Naruto answered happily.

"WHAT?" Sasuke yelled.

"What better place would there be to hide them?" Naruto replied.

"Let me guess, you were hiding in a hollow space in the Hokage Monument." Sasuke stated.

"Nope I was hiding in the Uchiha secret meeting place. That was fun." Naruto answered.

"What the- How the hell did you know where that was?" Sasuke asked.

"Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to Sasuke-Teme. I'll see you at training tomorrow. If you survive being hunted down by everyone. But their stuff is in Tsunade Baa-Chan's office." Naruto said happily. Sasuke glared fiercely.

"See ya Teme." Naruto said, before hanging up.

That was when Sasuke turned around and saw one large group of angry Shinobi and villagers alike. His eye twitched.

"I'm so gonna die." Sasuke thought as he started running.


"Got any fours?" Temari asked Kankuro seriously. A lone Uchiha ran past them at great speeds.

"Go fish." Kankuro replied.

"Damn!" Temari quipped. She looked at her cards again. Tsunade and Shizune ran past at the speed of demons. Kankuro blinked.

"Got any sevens?" Temari asked. An enraged Kakashi, Anko, Gai, Asuma, Kurenai, Ibiki and Iruka rushed past after Tsunade and Shizune.

"Go fish." Kankuro replied.

"God damn it Kankuro!" Temari hissed. Then Neji, Ten Ten and Lee ran past after the other Shinobi.

"Got any twos?" Temari asked. Shikamaru, Ino, Kiba, Akamaru and Shino ran past after Neji, Ten Ten and Lee.

"Go fish." Kankuro answered.

"STOP HAVING NO CARDS DAMNIT!" Temari yelled at Kankuro, just as the whole Hyuga clan, minus Hanabi and Hinata, ran past after Shikamaru, Ino, Kiba, Akamaru and Shino.

"Do you think we should help him?" Kankuro asked. A stampede of fangirls ran around the corner then, all of them chanting

"Sasuke-Kun! Sasuke-Kun! Sasuke-Kun!" quite loudly, and scaring other civilians around them.

Temari looked at Kankuro

"What are you, crazy?" Temari asked. After the stampede of fangirls, came a stampede of Gennin, led by the Konohamaru Corps.

"I feel a little bit sorry for him." Kankuro replied.

"So? When has that made a difference to you stepping in and helping?" Temari asked. Chouji ran after the last stampede, looking worn out.

"Good point." Kankuro conceded.

"Got any nines?" Temari asked.

"Go fish." Kankuro replied.

"GOD DAMN YOU KANKURO!" Temari yelled angrily.


Sasuke was surrounded. He had no way of escape.

"This is it, goodbye cruel world. I didn't even get to kill Itachi yet. I have so much to live for god damn it!" Sasuke thought to himself as he looked at the angry mob of pissed off Shinobi (and fangirls) who were gathered around. He heard the yells from the crowd.

"Where's our stuff Uchiha?"

"Yeah you little bastard, where's our stuff?"

"You better know where my Sake is!"

"You better not have eaten my potato chips!"

"No harm better have come to my cloudies!"

"It's all in Tsunade's office I swear! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Sasuke yelled, as everyone pounced on him and let rip.


Sakura got to the bridge on Friday morning, bright and early. She'd had a pretty good week all-in-all and she was happy to do some training today. Naruto came along just then.

"Hey Naruto. How have you been?" Sakura asked.

"I'm great Sakura-Chan. How have you been?" Naruto asked.

"I'm fine. But I haven't seen you or Sasuke all week. What happened to the two of you?" Sakura asked. Before Naruto could answer, Sasuke came along. He had a broken leg, a broken arm, and was hobbling along on a wooden crutch. He had a black eye, a split lip, and bandages all over his body. He death-glared at Naruto as hard as possible out of his one open eye.

"Oh my God, what happened to you Sasuke-kun?" Sakura asked.

"Don't. Ask." Sasuke stated flatly. Naruto grinned. Sakura shrugged and produced an orange wrapped box from her kunai pouch.

"Hey Naruto, since you liked the other sweets I gave you, here's a new batch. My mom just created them." Sakura said happily.

"YOU gave him the sweets?" Sasuke asked.

"Yeah. He helped out at my families' shop. Our decorators got food poisoning." Sakura said cheerfully.

"Sakura you created a monster, you have no idea what hell I've been through this week, because he was hyper on sweets." Sasuke hissed. Sakura blinked.

"Really? Iruka-Sensei said something about Naruto eating sweets, I can't remember what it was." Sakura replied.

In this time Naruto had the box and opened it. Sasuke noticed Naruto raising a sweet to his mouth.

"NO DON'T LET HIM EAT THEM!" Sasuke yelled, attempting to dive for the sweets, even on crutches. But it was too late. A sweet popped into Naruto's mouth and less than five seconds later an evil gleam appeared in Naruto's eyes and Naruto gave Sasuke an evil smirk that would've made Gaara wet his pants.

Sasuke turned to look at Sakura, who looked utterly confused, and he glared.

"Sakura I hate you so much right now." Sasuke stated plainly.

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Okay everyone. This is the end of the fic. I hope ya liked it. Once again thanks to my little brother erokitsune1234 for some of the ideas I got. (sends hugs) and thanks to all of you who read and reviewed and kept up with this wonderful piece of madness.