"I do not understand why you insist on making me watch this muggle drivel," Malfoy said snappishly, as his boyfriend all but snotted on his highly-expensive silk shirt.

"Shh!" Harry scolded. "It's getting to the good part!"

"Oh, Jack," Ennis' voice drifted from the television. Harry let out a particularly pained sob just as the fireplace exploded with green flames.

"Blimey, Harry," Ron said, eying his friend's distressed face. "What's the matter?"

Malfoy rolled his eyes and the fireplace roared back to life as Hermione stepped into the flat. She looked at Harry and sighed. "Let me guess… Brokeback Mountain?"