For the people who kept asking for another chapter, this it it.
NO MORE AFTER THIS!
I can't think of anything else before going blank.
It was the next morning when Draco entered the kitchen and saw Harry fixing breakfast. He had time to think things over the night before and had come to some conclusions which he was sure was almost 99% right.
"Is there something on my face?" Harry asked when he felt Draco staring at him for longer than necessary. Harry was twirling the kitchen knife and staring out the window.
The squirrels were outside picking up any nuts they could find before the psychotic wizard could come out and try to kill them…again.
"You like him don't you?" Draco asked.
"Like who?" Harry asked confused.
"Edward Cullen. You have a crush on Edward Cullen." Draco smirked when he heard the kitchen knife clatter onto the counter.
"I do not, I repeat, DO NOT have a crush on the stupid vampire!" Harry said flushing hotly.
"Then why are you blushing?"
"I'm not blushing you blond terror!" Harry pouted and ignored Draco for the rest of the morning and the drive to school. Time seemed to fly by and Harry found himself in biology with his calligraphy pen again.
There was something different about Edward Cullen, Harry decided as he stared at the vampire. Then he noticed it. His eyes were a liquid gold color, which meant he fed recently. He hoped it was a bear. They've seemed to take to hiding recently. Then again, it was winter and time for hibernation which meant that all he needed to worry about were the squirrels.
Harry was interrupted from his thoughts when he heard the vampire clear his throat.
"Do you need water or something?" Harry asked.
The vampire had the gall to look amused.
"No, I just wanted to apologize for yesterday." Edward stated.
Harry stared and Edward stared back. It continued before Edward raised a brow.
"Well?" Harry demanded.
"You said that you were going to apologize." Harry said with annoyance.
"I did." Edward said confused.
"No you didn't you stupid-retarded-vampire. You said that you wanted to apologize you didn't actually do it. How old are you? Are you suffering from Alzheimer's? Is that why you come to school?" Harry asked.
Edward glared before sighing.
"I'm not that old." He grumbled.
"If you're over a hundred, then you are old." Harry deadpanned.
Edward stared and chuckled.
"There's no winning with you, is there?"
"Do you want me to stab you again?" Harry asked.
"Speaking of which, you owe me another pair of pants and since today's a Friday, you can come with me to buy another pair and maybe get a bite to eat." Edward stated.
"Are you asking me out?" Harry demanded.
"If I am?" Edward asked.
Harry looked into Edward's eyes and felt something warm pool into his stomach. He turned away with a blush.
"It better be worth it." he mumbled without looking at the vampire.
Edward smiled and made to hold Harry's hand when a familiar pen came into view.
"Don't even think about it." Harry glared. Edward retreated his had but kept on smiling.
The date went on totally without a hitch, except for a small incident at the restaurant, when Harry decided that he wanted the butcher knife from the restaurant kitchen. He threatened the head chef with a table knife before Edward stepped in and bought the butcher knife for Harry, thus avoiding any bloodshed that was bound to occur when Harry made to stab the poor man with the table knife.
Harry was on Cloud 9 all the way home. He even kissed Edward on the lips before the vampire left for home. Edward went home with a permanent smile on his face.
Harry, however, came down from his euphoria when he saw Draco sitting on his bed with a smug grin. He groaned and braced himself for an interrogation for the rest of the night.
Harry went out into the woods that weekend to avoid Draco's teasing about his first date…and to eradicate the multiplying Squirrelly forces and find the Bear dens. He came across Emmet on Sunday during the late afternoon, feeding on a bear. When he was done, he turned to look at Harry, who gave him an once-over, and nodded.
He strode up to the bulky vampire and reached on his tip-topes to pat him on the shoulder. He took out a pin from his pocket and attached it to the vampire's shirt before saluting him and walking away.
Emmet stared after the strange wizard and looked at his pin. It was white on black and said, "Club DUMBS: Destroy Union of Multiplying Bears and Squirrels"
When he got home, he found his family staring at him and at the pin on his shirt.
"Apparently, I'm part of a club now."