Disclaimer: I don't own Zim or any Zim characters. All I own is the plot.
Summary: The Author has some fun with Zim.
*Zim walks down to his secret lab and Gir stays upstairs to watch the Scary Monkey Show. Suddenly, a ton of rubber piggies fall on Zim's head.*
Zim: Rubber piggies!? Why are rubber piggies falling on my head?
Author: Because I say so. Now stop complaining before I make you bow to me.
Zim: Ha! You can never make me bow to you stupid human worm baby!
Author: Wanna bet? *Zim starts bowing to the Author saying, "All hail the mighty Author!"
Gir: (Comes into the base) Watcha doin' Master?
Zim: Being forced to bow to this pathetic Author.
Gir: Okeydokey. I want chocolate bubblegum.
Author: Okay. *A giant pool filled with chocolate bubblegum slurpy apears*.
Gir: (Jumps into the pool and starts screaming)
Author: Zim, are you sorry for calling me a pathetic Author?
Zim: Never, for I am Zim!
Author: Oh, well. *Zim stops bowing and begins acting like Gir.*
Zim: No! Make it stop!
Author: are you sorry?
Author: Okay. *Zim goes back to normal and the pool disapears*
Gir: Aww, I miss my chocolate bubblegum.
*A large chocolate bubblegum slurpy appears in Girs hands*
Author: Okay bye now!