-TeddyRoosevelt has logged on-

-PinkPixie has logged on-

-Belli-Elli-Kinz has logged on-

-Werepire has logged on-

-CookieMonster has logged on-

TeddyRoosevelt: You would not believe your eyes If ten million fireflies Lit up the world as I fell asleep

PinkPixie: Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy Grab my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city

Belli-Elli-Kinz: 'Cause they'd fill the open air and leave teardrops everywhere You'd think me rude But I would just stand and stare

Werepire: Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack 'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back

CookieMonster: Um guys are you actually having a conversation or-

TeddyRoosevelt: I'd like to make myself believe that planet Earth turns slowly

PinkPixie: I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes Trying on all our clothes, clothes Boys blowing up our phones, phones

Belli-Elli-Kinz: It's hard to say that I'd rather stay Awake when I'm asleep 'Cause everything is never as it seems

Werepire: Drop-topping, playing our favorite CDs pulling up to the parties trying to get a little bit tipsy

CookieMonster: You people just get weirder and weirder!

CookieMonster: Tik Tok on the clock but the party don't stop no oh oh a oh!

-DocterEvil has logged on-

CookieMonster: AHHHH IT'S CONTAGIOUS!!!!

DocterEvil: What is? A super secret vampire bug? Another conspiracy is it?

Werepire: I'm talking bout everybody getting crunk crunk

PinkPixie: Boys try to touch my junk junk

Belli-Elli-Kinz: Gonna Smack 'em if they're getting to drunk drunk

TeddyRoosevelt: We gonna go till the kick us out out

CookieMonster: Or the police shut us down down

CookieMonster: DADDY SAVE ME!!!!!

DocterEvil: But it's catchy…hmm

DocterEvil: Po-po shut us down

-CollardPLATe has logged on-

-PinkPixie has logged off-

-TeddyRoosevelt has logged off-

CookieMonster: Esme!

CollardPLATe: What?

CookieMonster: Please put a stop to this madness!!!

CookieMonster: PLEASE!!!!

CollardPLATe: Oh ok

–reads past IMs-

NO one is touching anyone's junk or getting drunk or crunk or funk or whatever it if you kids are doing these days! AND you will stop this insanity this instant!

-CookieMonster has logged off-

DocterEvil: But Esme-

CollardPLATe: No buts Carlisle!

Belli-Elli-Kinz: No it's butts!!!!

Werepire: MOM!

DocterEvil: You could be my Mrs. DocterEvil

CollardPLATe: I already am…and you spelled doctor wrong

DocterEvil: I knew that…

CollardPLATe: No you didn't…and it's very sad because you are a doctor….

-DocterEvil runs to a corner to cry-

CollardPLATe: Oh not this again!!!!!

-Belli-Elli-Kinz runs off yelling butttttssss into the distance-

CollardPLATe: I don't even want to know…

-Werepire sighs and exits-

CollardPLATe: and now I remember why I never came back…

-CollardPLATe has left the building-