Choice n. 4: ???

From his subterranean laboratory, the demented and possessed Dr Fred Edison was entertaining his guest (his kidnapped, force guest) with an average demonstration of genuine villainhood…

"HA HA HA!!! NOW I'M GOING TO SURGICALLY REMOVE YOUR BRAIN FROM YOUR HEAD BECAUSE A PIECE OF SPACE GARBAGE TOLD ME SO!!! WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

… Or should I say, cheap idiotic villainhood.

"YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!" Sandy, the only woman dumb enough to actually be Dave's girlfriend, harshly replied the doctor's deranged statement with her utterly unoriginal one.

"HA! I would like to see him try!" Dr Fred defiantly answered.

As if on cue, a certain TV show's theme song started to play… And a certain black camion smashed its way through the lab's walls.

It was… THE A-TEAM!!!

Yes… we are in the 80s!

Before the good old doctor could even say "oh crap"… His ass got already kicked by a particularly pissed off Mr T…

"Ha! A pity yo fool!"

After everyone inside th house got killed by random explosions and other cool deadly stuff… Dave finally made its move and entered the lab.

"Cool! Now all I have to do is take out that stupid meteorite and save the day!" He said (on superhero pose, of course) while entering the room with the crazy sentient space rock inside… Who immediately started bombarding him with highly lethal radioactive beams…

Luckily, Dave was wearing the anti-highly lethal radioactive beams dress that has been conveniently in the locker besides the room…

"The what?"

……

A nano-second later… Bernard the geek, who somehow managed to survive the first game session… Found himself in the mansion's undergrounds and immediately, his egghead instincts suggested him to tinker with the very cool looking random nuclear generator he found in it.

The massive explosion that followed killed every living being in a 5 miles range.

All characters dead.

Game Over


And now, the monstrous gamer freak was really irate! So irate, actually, that he finally decided to trash that stupid old game along with that stupid older computer system for good and to get a real life!

A second after exiting his room, the Real Life stroke… In the form of a heart attack…

No one came at his funeral.

And nobody ever found the chainsaw gasoline.

All characters dead.

Game Over