Heyy!! This is a totally random story – I was bored lol. THIS IS FOR YOU ALEXA!

One day, Edward was taking a stroll in the forest. All of a sudden, he heard a strange noise. He turned around and all of a sudden, there was Leah, naked. She was covered in purple marker.

"Um, Leah, what are you doing?" he asked.

"I'm sexy," she whispered sexily.

"Um, okay." Edward said. "But why are you covered in purple marker?"

"Because purple looks good on you!" she said, and with that she randomly started doing the Macarena.

Edward was so happy, he joined in, and all of a sudden, happy monkeys came out and so did Bella, Alice, Emmett, Jasper, Rosalie, Carlisle, Jacob, Esme, and everyone else. Bella started making out with a happy monkey and everyone lived happily ever after.