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AN: I'm sorry for the long update...life kind of got in the way. I'll try not to make you wait as long next time!


Jasper tried to send me calming waves but stopped when I gave him a withering glare.

I know it was necessary for you to tell her, but you didn't have to make it sound like I was callous and cruel. You didn't make it clear enough that I didn't want to leave. I practically had to be dragged away, kicking and screaming.

I didn't want to leave Bella…she was my best friend and it kills me to be away from her.

Oh, Bella, if only I could be there to comfort you right now, to tell you that I am still your friend and always will be.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I needed to think of something to get my mind off of my breaking heart. I needed to be able to tell Bella how I feel.

I sat down on our bed, fuming. I was so angry that I grabbed one of my cute, designer throw pillows and ripped it to shreds, chucking the stuffing about the room. When I ran out of white fluff to throw, I took multiple deep breaths. Feeling somewhat more rational, I allowed my internal soundtrack to play, helping me to say what I would have said if I was back in Forks.

Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherezad-ie had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic never fails

Friendship is truly magical, Bella. Jasper is my husband and I will be with him forever, but you gave me something more that he never could. You gave me a pure friendship, a "let's be girlfriends forever" kind of friendship. Esme was always my mother figure. Rosalie and I get along quite well and while she is a sister to me, I could never be her best friend, nor could she be mine. Best friends are friends forever, with a magic that never fails.

You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
See all you gotta do is rub that lamp
And I'll say

Whenever you are feeling particularly down, call upon my power, Bella. Call upon the strength I am trying to send you long-distance. Please don't forget the fashion tips I've taught you. Watch as I one day do get to return to Forks, or, in a more likely situation, I see a picture of you in the paper and you are wearing one of your horrendous outfits. I shudder at the mere thought of it. When you're in the mall, just "rub the lamp" that is your memory and find the outfits that you know I would pick out for you.

Mister Aladdin, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order
Jot it down
You ain't never had a friend like me
No no no

Substitute the name Aladdin with Bella and you've got it. You've never had a friend like me, Bella. I may have physically left your side, but in my heart, I will be there for you. You will stay with me always, even long after your heart has ceased beating. I tried to give you pleasure in life, please try to find some without me there.

Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d'
C'mon whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss
The king, the shah
Say what you wish
It's yours! True dish
How about a little more Baklava?

Can't you see, Bella? You had all of us wrapped around your little finger without even trying. Well, okay, maybe not Rosalie, but still. The rest of us would give you anything you wanted…within reason of course because Edward would take his time dismantling us if we ever gave into your request to change you.

Have some of column "A"
Try all of column "B"
I'm in the mood to help you dude
You ain't never had a friend like me

Go back to the house, Bella. Anything you want is yours. I wish I could be there to comfort you right now…

Can your friends do this?
Do your friends do that?
Do your friends pull this out their little hat?
Can your friends go, poof?
Well, looky here
Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip
And then make the sucker disappear?

Having a family of vampires around you couldn't have been easy, but at least we kept you entertained, right?

So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
You got me bona fide, certified
You got a genie for your chare d'affaires
I got a powerful urge to help you out
So what-cha wish? I really wanna know
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh

You actually never had a long list of requests, Bella. All you asked for was to not be abandoned. I'm so sorry that I was forced to go back on that promise. Physically, I'm not there, but I am emotionally and mentally.

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!! You have me repeating myself ARE YOU HAPPY, EDWARD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three
I'm on the job, you big nabob
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend like me
You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!

Just remember, Bella, you ain't never had a friend like me.