I don't own Star Wars.
Mesa day starting pretty okeyday, with a frisky mornin munchin. Den, da Bosses say to take his heyblibber, but mesa crash it. Mesa say mesa sorry! But de Bosses have none of it. He say that mesa "clumsy and useless". Mesa not know what to do now. Hopefully, mesa will find food on surface. Banished from all the cities and sacred places...
Mesa start new life. Good life, where mesa do what mesa want, and not answer to da Bosses!