Bibbly!

(to the tune of Charlie Mopps)

Dear, oh, dear, bibbly! Dear, oh, dear...

A long time ago, way back in history

When Romana III was President and Daleks came to tea

Along came the Renegade whom Gallifrey had dropped

He called himself The Doctor after Koschei went and copped

(Chorus)

He could have been Prydonian, Dvoran or Blyledge

But Theta Sigma chose his House as others meet a pledge

His former self, a suicide, he jumped into the Looms

So Rassilon would have to find another CAT to broom

Dear, oh, dear, bibbly! Dear, oh, dear...

His TARDIS has a temper; for a Ship that's quite a crush

He pets her like a girlfriend and grins to make her blush

She doesn't like companions but she does share him it's true

Her hull looks like a phone box and it's painted Prussian Blue

(Chorus)

He could have been Prydonian, Dvoran or Blyledge

But Theta Sigma chose his House as others meet a pledge

His former self, a suicide, he jumped into the Looms

So Rassilon would have to find another CAT to broom

Dear, oh, dear, bibbly! Dear, oh, dear...

A whir, a flash, a tumble, and he's back in time for tea

In fact it's if he never left, he often stops to squee

His friends keep getting younger though he ages not a day

He always keeps a room for Her, the one that got away

(Chorus)

He could have been Prydonian, Dvoran or Blyledge

But Theta Sigma chose his House as others meet a pledge

His former self, a suicide, he jumped into the Looms

So Rassilon would have to find another CAT to broom

- K. King