Author's note: First off, yes I am crazy. Um, this is a crossover with the Disney Channel Original Movie Camp Rock. Please don't ask where the idea for this came from because I really don't know. It just kinda came to me. One major thing that I must say about this is that I did not write all of it. I started it and then got stuck (happens with everything, that's why I have soooo many parts of stories laying around), but my sister wrote a good portion of this chapter. So, um, please read and review, and I hope you enjoy this.
Disclaimer: I do not own any part of Stargate SG-1 or Camp Rock.
Goa'uld: Pop Sensation
"So, why are we doing this again," Jack O'Neill asked his team.
"Because we were ordered to, Sir," Samantha Carter answered her CO for the hundredth time since getting off the plane that brought them to their destination.
"This would have been a good time to disobey an order," Daniel Jackson said.
"Indeed," Teal'c agreed.
"Hello," a voice called, "You must be the team from the Air Force. I must admit I was expecting someone older," a man said as he approached them.
"Yes, we are," Jack answered, then proceeded to introduce his team, "I'm Colonel Jack O'Neill, this is my team, Major Samantha Carter, Doctor Daniel Jackson, and Murry."
"Well my name is Brown Cesario. Now, if you will follow me I can lead you to your cabin," the man said before leading them into the camp, "Oh and welcome to Camp Rock."
"Well, I'll leave you to get situated. Opening Jam starts at 6 pm," Brown said as he left the team in their cabin.
They all stood for a moment, taking in the area as if they had just walked through a Stargate onto a new planet. Then the scramble for who was sleeping where began and ended rather quickly when Teal'c proclaimed the largest bed as his.
"I ask once again, why are we doing this," Jack said flouncing back on his bed.
"Because we were ordered to, Sir," Carter replied rolling her eyes at Jack's child like behavior. At least this mission should be easy for him.
"Yeah, but I think what Jack was asking is why did we actually follow these orders," Daniel questioned looking about as thrilled as Jack.
"I have come to believe that this experience will be fun. I have never been to camp. When do we build things," Teal'c asked, "Perhaps a birdhouse?"
"It's not that kind of camp," Daniel explained," It's a music camp."
"So that means no building things. Instead we get to sing and dance," Jack sarcastically added.
"Come on guys, this will be fun," Carter added enthusiastically, "Besides, we do have a job to do, and we need to get to Opening Jam."
"Just freakin' great," Jack moaned getting up and headed for the door," So where is this jam thingy."
"I'm not sure what building it's in," she admitted.
SG-1 headed out to find Opening Jam. Like usual they even managed to get themselves lost.
"I'm telling you, we've been this way already," Daniel exclaimed.
"No we haven't," Jack argued back.
"Yes, we have."
"No, we haven't."
"O'Neill, I believe Daniel Jackson is correct," Teal'c interrupted the two arguing friends.
"Fine, then, I guess we're lost," Jack admitted finally.
"Look, there are some people coming this way. We'll ask for directions," Carter said motioning to the three people.
As they got closer, SG-1 could make out that they were all guys and young ones at that. Two had straight hair and one had a mess of curls on top of his head. The one with the curly hair looked slightly annoyed at the one guy who kept running around pointing at things in the trees. The third one, who looked like he just walked off a runway, and did his best to ignore the other two.
"OMG! I can't believe it. It's Connect 3," Sam whispered," And they're even cuter in person."
"What," Jack said.
"Uh, Sam, you're old enough to be their mother," Daniel pointed out calmly.
"So," she said back.
"Connect who? I thought that was a game?"
"No, Jack, that's Connect 4. They are Connect 3," Daniel said, looking over to Sam to make sure he was right.
"Totally," she replied with a huge grin on her face as she slipped back into her teenage girly-mode.
The three boys finally reached them and stopped.
"Are you lost," the curly haired one asked.
"Uh, um, uh," Sam stuttered, and then blushed scarlet.
"Yeah, we're kind of lost," Jack spoke up.
"This is our first year. We're looking for where Opening Jam is taking place," Daniel added.
"Opening Jam. That's awesome. That's where we're going too. Wait, I forgot where it is," one of the other boys said. The third one just looked bored and irritated all at the same time.
"Jason, calm down. Hi, I'm Nate, this is Jason," Nate said pointing to the spastic one, "and that's Shane."
"I know," Sam said dreamily.
"Oh, for cryin' out loud," Jack cried exasperated, "I'm Col, um, I'm Jack, this is Daniel, Samantha, but we call her Sam, and that's Murry."
"You can follow us. I'd be more than happy to show you the way," Nate offered.
"Okay," Sam agreed, practically batting her big blue eyes at the younger boy.
"Can we just go before Brown has an aneurism because we're late, And for once it's not gonna be my fault," Shane snapped, then started off.
"Shane," Jason yelled running after his friend, "look at that bird!"
"What's his problem," Jack asked not really expecting an answer.
"You'll have to excuse him or rather both of them. Jason is well, he's . . . special. And Shane, has his own set of issues, one of them being the recent break up with his girlfriend," Nate apologized; now leading the way.
"Why do you bother with them," Daniel asked, always prying.
"They're my best friends, you know, like brothers."
"Ah, you learn to look past their-,"
"Hey," Jack said cutting Daniel off.
Nate led SG-1 to Opening Jam, which was taking place in the main hall. They walked in to see a young brunette already performing. She had shoulder length hair with bangs. Her hair fell very straight around her face.
"She is quite good," Teal'c (Murry) spoke finally.
"Yeah, she is. That's Mitchie. This is her second year. She's the reason for Shane's bad mood," Nate explained.
"Really," Daniel prodded.
"Yeah, she broke up with him about a month ago because he was starting to act like a jerk again and she wasn't going to put up with it. So this year should be interesting."
"So, like how old are you guys," Jason suddenly appeared out of nowhere asking.
"Me and Murry are 17," Jack said.
"I'm 16," Sam offered smiling at Nate.
"And I'm almost 16," Daniel grumbled because once again he had to pose as the youngest member of the team.
The night passed quickly. They met a lot of people, some they liked and some they couldn't stand. There was this one girl, Tess, she had long blond hair, and she thought the world revolved around her. So of course she was going to take a liking to Daniel. He had a knack for attracting the nut jobs. Jack was extremely happy when it was over and he could go back to their cabin.
"Thank god, this day is over," Jack complained as soon as they entered their cabin.
"Well, at least it worked. They all think we're they're age," Sam put in.
"Indeed. It is a very good thing that the ancient device worked. Perhaps now we can find the Goa'uld," Teal'c said sitting on his bed.
"I need a beer," Jack complained again.
"Jack, in case you haven't noticed, you're 17," Daniel informed him.
"Don't remind me," Jack sighed, "Why are we doing this?"
"Because, Sir," Sam started.
"I know Carter. It was a rhetorical question," Jack interrupted, "I'm going to bed."
SG-1 got themselves ready and went to sleep. They had a fun filled day of classes and many other camp activities to do the next day. That's without having to worry about find the imposter.