Diego the Poop Machine

Diego was a rabbit

He had a smelly habit.

He munched on carrots, lettuce too

Witch all went in making this enormous load of pooh .

We feel the need to tell of his ways

Before we both describe his waste.

We realise some of you

May not be too fond of pooh,

But as it stands

Diego would win both hands

For the pooping crown.

We love him dearly,

We treat him greatly,

But the volume of his pooh

Baffles all who meet him, really.

I'm just glad its Mum who cleans up after his speedy bum.