Diego the Poop Machine
Diego was a rabbit
He had a smelly habit.
He munched on carrots, lettuce too
Witch all went in making this enormous load of pooh .
We feel the need to tell of his ways
Before we both describe his waste.
We realise some of you
May not be too fond of pooh,
But as it stands
Diego would win both hands
For the pooping crown.
We love him dearly,
We treat him greatly,
But the volume of his pooh
Baffles all who meet him, really.
I'm just glad its Mum who cleans up after his speedy bum.