Author's Note: This just popped into my head…xD
Disclaimer: If I ever owned PoT, it would be strawberry flavored, not Seigaku flavored.
A loud bang echoed in the Rikkai changing rooms, and the Rikkai regulars, minus Kirihara Akaya and Niou Massaharu, turned to see the Devil of Rikkai standing in front of them.
"Akaya, what's wrong?" Yukimura asked the junior worriedly. Akaya's round, green eyes were slightly glazed over, his mouth was slack, and he was trembling slightly.
Before Yukimura or any of the other Regulars could come up to him, Akaya broke the silence. "SENPAIS, IT'S THE APOPALOPALIS!"
Yanagi stared Akaya for a moment, before asking the junior, "Akaya, do you mean apocalypse?"
"NOOOOOOO!" screamed Akaya. "I MEAN THE END OF THE WORLD! I'VE SEEN AN OMEN! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"
"Jesus, Akaya, calm down." The other missing Regular, Niou, strolled into view. "It's not that big of a deal. So what, I passed a drug test. It's not like-"
"WHAT!" Marui screamed, staring incomprehensibly at Niou. "YOU WHAT?"
"I passed a drug test," Niou repeated matter-of-factly. "It's really not a big deal-"
THUMP. Everyone turned to see Yanagi lying on the floor.
"Is he alright?" Jackal asked. His left eye was twitching slightly, and he stared down at the Data Master.
"…defies all possible data…not possible..less than a one percent chance…" Yanagi mumbled.
Sanada just stood still, wondering why, oh why, he hadn't taken an overdose of Tylenol or aspirin. Or both, really.
"Well, this is a cause for celebration!" Even Yukimura's voice was slightly strained. "I mean, when was the last time Niou passed a drug test?"
In response to that statement, the Gentleman of Rikkai calmly walked out of the door, moving quickly past Akaya.
"Er…yes…anyway, I think that we should-"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" In the locker room, Yagyuu's scream echoed shrilly.
"Hey, is something wrong?" A tennis club member asked, glancing worriedly the locker room.
"Niou-senpai passed a drug test." Akaya said flatly.
"…" The man stared soundlessly at Akaya for a second. "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! EVERYONE RUN!"
"You know, it's not like I even do drugs!' Niou exclaimed loudly.
Unfortunately, no one could hear him in the uproar. Upon hearing the tennis club member's scream, the students of Rikkai had finally snapped. They had had to deal with Niou and Akaya's constant prankings, Marui constantly high on sugar, Sanada's aspirin abuse, never seeing Yanagi's eyes, Yukimura's sadism, and Jackal's bald head. So, they really can't be held responsible for their actions.
Riots broke out everywhere as students screamed and rampaged. Teachers got involved too, and several very loud, very noisy explosions took place as a few of them spontaneously combusted. Fire erupted, and the whole of Rikkai went up in flames. It was, to say the least, a very, very, stressful day.
"This was your plan all along, wasn't it?" Yukimura asked a smirking Niou several hours later. They were sitting in the hospital, waiting for their friends to come out of the insanity ward. They were being released because one of the doctors had already tried committing suicide, and several had become very depressed.
"Of course," Niou answered, his smirk becoming a wicked grin. "I almost feel sorry for the brat…I took a pregnancy test, not a drug test. Does he really think I can pass a drug test?"
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