A/N: You're not dreaming. You're not crazy. You're not seeing things. I actually updated! Yay! Sorry I haven't in forever.
"Lily!" Rose cried out. She had been waiting in the room of requirement. "There you are! What took so long?"
Lilly pulled Lorcan inside and pointed to him. "This. This is what took so bloody long. Rose, meet my boyfriend."
"I didn't know you two were dating." Rose looked at her.
"That's because you're blindingly dense. Don't blame yourself. It's a family condition. I count myself lucky to have escaped it." Lily looked at her pityingly.
"Does anyone else in our family know?" Rose asked.
"No, but only because they're dense. We're not even trying to hide it. And no, you can' tell. I want to see how long it takes for them to figure it out." Lily told her.
"What do we do now, Lil?" Lorcan asked.
"We're going to the Prefects common room."
"Hey, Lily, why did you let Lorcan in the room? I thought you didn't want any of the guys to know where it is." Rose inquired.
"Well, for one, I'm not dating the other guys." Lily said bluntly. Rose blushed a bit. "Secondly, he already knows. He was with me when I found the bloody room."
Rose looked like she wanted to know more but, surprisingly, Lorcan gave her a warning look.
"Come on! We've got to get there before the others do." Lily insisted and grabbed her cousin and her boyfriend. She then proceeded in dragging them out of the room and down the hall.
"Merlin, Lily!" Rose tried to pull away. "I can walk!"
Lily turned around to give her a look that clearly said, 'oh, really?'. Lorcan shook his head and told her quietly, "Don't even try."
Lily insisted on dragging us all the way to the prefect's common room. I slammed into her when she stopped. Lorcan gave me a look like I should have seen it coming. I probably should have. Merlin, I hate being dense and around all these perceptive people.
Lily cleared her throat. I looked at her and she pointed at the door.
"Oh yeah…" I said. I needed to use the password. She rolled her eyes.
"Um … Fungus." I told the painting of cats playing exploding snap. I swung open to reveal…
Albus and Scorpius.
Oh yeah. This is bad.
It had been my idea, after Lily ran off, to gather all the boys in one place, before we brought them to the prefect's common room. It was easier said than done.
After a lot of looking, we finally found all four guys in a fistfight with a group of Slytherins. It was probably where we should have looked first. Merlin, we are dense, aren't we?
I sent Dominique in because, let's face it, she could veela-charm all the boys into stopping. All except for Louis. He was part veela too, so it didn't work on the git. I grabbed him.
"What are you doing?" He protested.
"Just be quiet and follow me. Unless you want the wrath of the head girl on you." I threatened him. It was true, I was head girl. My dad had said it was a sad, sad day when I got it but, well, I think he's a bit jealous.
We dragged the boys (well really only Louis. The rest were under Dominique's spell) to my personal common room. Huh, it really would have made more sense to do it all in here. Oh well, too late now.
As soon as I shut the door, Dominique released her charm. Louis was glaring at us and at the other boys.
"I hate you all." Louis told us.
"You know you love us, brother dear." Dominique said sarcastically.
"Yeah right." He rolled his eyes then turned to look at the guys. "You are all pathetic."
"It's not our fault! Dominique used her veela powers." Fred complained.
"Pathetic." Louis still said. I was inclined to agree.
"So, Roxanne, since you seem to be in charge," James began, "why don't you tell us what's going on?"
"Oh, I'm not in charge." I said, because dense or not, I knew him well enough that this would throw him. And it would be so funny to see his face when he found out that his little sister was pulling everyone's strings. "But I do know what's going on."
"Tell us then?" He asked again.
"It's about Scorpius and Rose." I said before the entire room exploded into furious shouts. I almost had to get Dominique to charm them under control.
Thankfully, Louis saw this and got them calmed down.
"Wait, so you all know?" Fred asked.
"Duh." I answered. My little brother was denser than most of us, to my thinking.
"When did you find out?" James asked.
"A few minutes ago." I said.
"Who told you?" Hugo asked the question I had been waiting for.
"I'm not going to tell you that right now."
"Why not?" They all yelled at the same time.
"Because we have to go meet Lily in about three minutes." I looked at my watch for effect. Then I looked up and say James face. I laughed.
"That's right, James. Lily's calling the shots." We all laughed now. I hope we can stop in time to meet Lily.
A/N: Again, so sorry I haven't posted in forever. I'll try to now. Read my new stories, Redhead or Blond, What House?, and Significant Others. The universe that they take place in is a look at this universe (Guess the Secrets Out) in the future. You know, Rose and Scorpius's kids.