Hehe. Here is the sequel to Jacobs Book of Crappy Blonde Jokes. Its Jacobs Book of Really Crappy Blonde Jokes. They are all quite short ones this time. Enjoy!

Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?


A: One.

Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?

A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"

Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?


A: Spot.

Q: What's a blonds' favourite rock group?


A: Air Supply.

Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?


A: A blond electrician.

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?


A: So brunettes can remember them.

Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?


A: It swells at night.

Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks, "Where did you get that?"


A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"

Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.


A: "Six please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? 


A: Locking the car door.

Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?


A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.

Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?


A: She moved.

Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?


A: A blonde parade.

Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?


A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?


A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.

Did you enjoy? I hope you did, because Jacob has now retired from crappy blonde joke writing. (it's a career you know?!) I am very sorry to all you Jacob lovers out there. Btw, Rosalie crippled him.  Bye!!! wish Jacob luck in getting out of hospital alive! XxXfluffysexyvampireXxX