"Geez it's almost 11 pm. Who'd fucking call us at 11 pm?!"

Hidan exclaimed.

Kisame stood up and answered the phone.

"Hello? Oh… alright… Leader-sama it's for you."

"Hello, who is this and do you have even a single idea how busy we are and what time it is?"

He answered in an irritated way.

"Oh… But…I understand… But still… You know it's pretty much illegal to… You do have a point… Well, copyrighted things do really have a right… Ok… Alright… bye…"

He put down the receiver.

"Well, who was it?"

Konan asked him.

"She refused to give out her real name but she refers to herself as bj21 and she says she wants Dr. Black Jack and his daughter back to her house ASAP before the production company file a case against her…"

"But what did she really say?"

The doc asked, as if expecting what the caller would say…

"Well, I don't really swear a lot, especially in one sentence, so I'll just whisper it to Hidan over here and he'll blurt it out into oblivion…"

After a few minutes of whispering…

"~Ahem~ I want that fucking doc and his daughter here right now! My frigging contract is already expired and they are going to file a shit against me if they aren't back here by sunrise! Gotta go, the FBI is already here handcuffing my damn hands!"

"Looks like she's upset…"

Zetsu nodded.

"It isn't that obvious…"

Sasori sweat dropped.

"Well, I better get going before she starts swearing at me again…"

Black Jack said as he stood up and took away Pinoko from Pein's arm.

"Just one thing before I go…"

"And what may that be?"

They all asked, looking at the doc.

He slapped the leader on the cheek, hard. So hard it left a palm mark.

"What the hell was that for?!!!"

Pein asked, clearly angry.

"All I'm asking you to do is wake up."

"What?"

"Wake up as in get-up, go out, and enjoy the sunshine…"

"You're joshing me!"

Pein said and backed away. There was simply no way this was all a dream.

"Just wake up already!"

His voice echoed and slowly faded away then….

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"Pein, wake up…"

A soft female voice echoed.

"Wha!!!!"

He screamed and jolted awake, surprised to find himself lying on the sofa, everyone around him.

"Thank goodness you're already awake…"

Konan sighed.

"W-W-Where the heck are we?"

Pein asked, confused.

"We're in the base sir, at home…"

Kisame, leaning on Samaheda, reassured him.

"Whoa… What the hell happened? Why does my head hurt?"

"You took quite a buster there, sir."

A voice said.

He looked around and saw Mika with Itachi.

"You hit your head on the concrete ground of the village square, y'know?"

"It's a good thing we found you…"

More voices said.

There was Kota with Tobi, Sayuri with Sasori and Deidara with Adell.

"Where the hell is Shizuki?"

He demanded.

"Shizuki is the one who tended to your head injury…"

"No… She's the one who caused all this! She pranked me to!"

"Don't accuse me of such things…"

She said, hitting him at the back of his head, causing a big lump to appear.

"Oww…Oww…Owweee…"

He whimpered softly.

"You mean everything was a dream? A hallucination?

"What do you mean, Pein?"

They curiously asked.

"I mean Kota dated Tobi, we found Deidara's girlfriend online, Sasori got mind bendingly jealous so he also found himself his ideal girl and after that he forced us to take our cloaks off then we played truth or dare, Pinoko bit me, Kakuzu said he loved Hidan, Kisame took off his pants and we all saw he was half shark, Itachi even went to Konoha to apologize to Sasuke in Italian! Sasori kissed Sayuri too and we all sung the Kiss the girl song!"

He said, but to the others, he sounded pretty hysterical.

"You know what we think, Sir?"

Kakuzu said, completely ignoring what Pein just said a while ago.

"We think you hit your head on the pavement a bit too hard…"

He said, knocking on his own head.

"But it was t-t-too real! There's just no way it was a dream…"

Konan then tapped his shoulder.

"How 'bout I take you upstairs to your bedroom, how's that?"

She offered, sweat dropping.

"Sure… But I tell you! It's all real!"

He insisted, while his blue-haired partner assisted him in walking.

"Yeah, sure it is…"

She replied a bit sarcastically.

With that she looked over her shoulder and winked at the people behind her.

They all winked back.

When the sound of the door closing was heard, Tobi broke the silence by saying:

"You think it's better if Leader-san doesn't know the truth about you know what?"

He asked Kota.

"Yep."

Mika answered.

"It's best if he thinks this was all a dream…"

Shizuki added.

"But sometimes, I feel like we were all trapped inside a fanfiction forced to do crazy stuff the author writes…"

Kisame said.

"No. If this was a fanfiction, Deidara would be in a dress…"

Itachi said pointing to the blonde beside him which resulted in fits of laughter from the group as Deidara and his girlfriend beat up the poor Uchiha.

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Finally I'm finished!!!!

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