A/N: I don't know if I'm doing ALL of the tarot cards. So far I just have the Major Arcana planned out. DO NOT ask me if a certain wrestler is coming up. I will not tell you. All interpretations based off of wikipedia because I couldn't find my book. The people used may not be who you think, nor will they be the most popular wrestlers, and I will not change that.

Chapter One: The Fool
Santino Marella
Folly, taking risks
"Is The Fool making a mistake, or is The Fool making a leap of faith?"

"What are you even doing here?" Beth Phoenix asked. She and Santino had just kissed in the ring for the second time. She had no idea what was going on, nor did she understand her attraction to this crazy little man.

"What do you mean, Beth Phoenix?" Santino asked, placing a shocked hand over his heart. "Did Michael Hole say something to you? I knew he was the mouse!"

Beth rolled her eyes. "It's Michael Cole, and I think you mean that he's the mole."

"Yes! That's what I said! Michael Hole and the mousy mouse! But that is not why I am here, Beth Phoenix. I want to know why you kissed me in the ring!" Santino shrieked, tossing his hands up in the air.

"You kissed back," Beth stated, giving Santino an evil glare. If he didn't like her, she would make him like her.

"I…I did?" Santino gasped.

"Santino! It was five minutes ago! Are you really that foolish?"

Santino didn't answer. Instead, he roughly grabbed Beth's face and brought her lips down to hers, returning the favor.

Beth pushed Santino away. He had caught her off guard, and no one catches The Glamazon off guard. "What was that for?"

"Foolish is as foolish does, Beth Phoenix," Santino stated, crossing his arms.

"Did you just say something slightly…profound?"

"Profinded? Does that mean I was looking for my professional wrestling action figures and—"

Beth pulled on Santino's left ear, promptly causing him to stop his butchering of the English language and he started crying in pain. "Shut up," she said, kissing him again.

"From now on, I will be introducing you as…My girlfriend, Beth Phoenix!"

"Didn't I tell you to shut up?"