Title: Talking Dirty in the Staff Room or I Like It
Author: Snape no Koibito
Rating: R
Pairing: Severus/Remus
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Disclaimer: Well, /I/ don't own them
Summary: Remus has a dirty mouth, and Severus finds he enjoys it.

"Remus, will you please stop chasing your ass and be quiet? I don't like being distracted. I have to finish grading these papers," Severus growled. Remus looked up from where he was busy untransfiguring the aforementioned donkey back into a stool.

"Sorry. Minerva did it."

"It's still annoying, and I don't like it."

"I know. I know exactly what you like."

Severus glared at the werewolf, trying to ignore the pink tongue licking his lips and the smoldering eyes that spoke of dirty promises. "Then what do you think I like?" Fear grew in his heart as Remus gave him another 'Oh baby, take me right here' look. He swallowed hard as Remus approached him in a manner nothing short of seductive.

"You like it when I seduce you publicly, when I look at you out of the corner of my eye and find you watching me and make an obscene gesture. You like it when I throw sexual innuendo into every conversation. You like it when I stand close to you and I run my finger down you chest like this. You like it when I pop out of nowhere, pinning you to a wall while I ravish you senseless. You like me to like you and suck you while I finger fuck your pretty ass. You like me to take you, slowly at first, long and deep, then hard and fast. You like it when I come inside you, stroking your cock in time to my thrusts. And I *know* you like it when I talk dirty to you."

Severus tackled him, pinning Remus to the ground. "You just like making me so horny I have to jump you to keep my sanity intact."

"Yes," Remus agreed. "I like it."