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A/N: Written for the Diary Challenge on the JC boards.

Entry 1

This is a book of musings, because neither Sith Lords not Jedi masters keep... diaries. Firstly, my name is Mace Windu for Jedi, and my Master when he's in his Palpatine persona, or Darth Lilliputian, when I am training.

I am writing this book of musings in order to keep a catalogued record of my training as a Sith Lord. Of course, this is the same introduction that I wrote in the last copy. But now, instead of being a naïve, speck of dust, I am now almost to the end of my training, and my Master, Lord Sidious, will live to regret the day that he took me as his apprentice. I already have preliminary plans for how I shall exact my revenge on that miserable pile of waste, but the finer details are yet to be finalised.

As that slime ball Qui-Gon Jinn was always remarking, we need to live in the moment. So for now, I resign myself to being apprentice to Darth Sidious, and learning the ways of the Sith, but not long now, and I shall be the one who punishes him. And with the help of a few willing Jedi Masters, I will not fail...

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