The Dirty Nelvaanese Fraise Book Sketch

Narrator: In 4 BBY The Galactic Empire lie in ruins. Aliens litter the streets many of them from Nelvaan (not the animation studio the planet) anyway many of these Nelvanens went into drug stores to buy Death Sticks.

Nelvaanian: I will not buy this holocron it is broke.

Drug Store Owner: What?

Nelvaanian: I will not buy this holocron it is broke.

Drug Store Owner: This is a drug store sir.

Nelvaanian: Ahh, I will not buy this drug store it is broke.

Drug Store Owner: No no no death, death sticks?

Nelvaanian: Ya, deaths sticks. My starship is full of Rishi moon eels.

Drug Store Owner: What?

Nelvaanian: My starship is full of Rishi moon eels.

Drug Store Owner: Do you want a lighter?

Nelvaanian: Ya, lightartar. Do you want to come back to my place woof woof?

Drug Store Owner: I don't think your using that Fraise Book right.

Nelvaanian: You Shutta.

Drug Store Owner: What?

Nelvaanian: If I said your had beautiful body would you hold it agents me? I have had all of my shots.

Drug Store Owner: Can I have that for a moment?(Nelvaanian gives him the Fraise Book). Okay now then Kava doompa D'emperiolo stoopa.

Nelvaanian: (Nelvaanian punches Drug Store Owner in the face).