This story is taking place sometime after Eclipse. It's fun to write so nothing is taken seriously!! It's a comedy!
ALL CREDIT TO STEPHENIE MEYER.
INSPIRED THIS ONE:
Esme and Carlisle are on Isle Emse for their anniversary and have left Emmet, Jasper, Edward, Alice, Rose and Bella in charge of the Cullen house. The boys though a boy's night was on the cards until the girls decided to have their own girls night in and boys didn't want to miss the lingerie show. So whilst the girls fluttered around upstairs, the boys got bored after Jasper thrashed them at the PlayStation and played a little trick on the girls, replacing nail vanish with super glue and hair spray with toilet cleaner much to their amusement the girls reacted like a grizzly bears and have now gone out on full on war with the boys. There a 2 teams, the girl and the boys, the rules THERE ARE NO RULES. Everything goes and one team will surrender before dawn. The winning team will get the losing teams cars, ALL OF THEM.
Position: Head quarters (Cullen house, the attic)
Rose: "The boy's will pay, I'll tear Emmet another one if I catch him tonight"
Alice: "Calm yourself Rose, we will get revenge and we will win!! Any ideas?"
Rose: "No can you see anything?"
Alice: "They're trying not to decide but it looks like they gonna try our weakest member"
Bella: "Awww I don't like this, do I really have to play."
Alice and Rose: "Yes!!"
Alice: "What does the boys most love most in this world other than us?"
Alice: "Seduce and abuse them? Yes! Divide and conquer, mmm"
Bella: "What are you thinking? "
Alice: "Follow me girls... "
Position: Head Quarters (Cullen house, the basement)
Mission: Avoid girls wrath.
Jasper: "Man Alice is going to kill me"
Emmet: "What are you a man or a mouse? Please Alice is a pussy cat to the tiger Rose is"
Jasper: "Can you here anything?"
Edward "They're trying not to think of their plans and Rose is thinking about slapping a sex ban on Emmet. They've moved they're now in Alice's room, changing."
Emmet: "Alice's room? Changing? maybe they've forgiven us and are carrying on with their girlie night"
Jasper "Wish full thinking, now think of a plan. What could they possibly do and what could we do to prevent that from happening?"
Emmet: " Take the human out."
Edward: "You even so much as lay one finger on Bella and I will.."
Emmet: "Jeez chill out, talk about team player. Me and Jazz here are thinking of ways to silence our wives and your ready to switch side to protect your girlfriend. Damn you're whipped Eddie boy"
Jasper: "Shh quit it, can you hear that?"
*Muse Super-massive black hole is blasting from the living room*
Edward: "I don't believe it."
Emmet: "What, what is it?"
Edward: "Our respective other halves are up stairs waiting for us"
Emmet: "Should we go?"
Jasper: "It couldn't hurt? could it?"
Edward: "You'll see"
The boys warily sulk upstairs to to living room to find Alice in a school girls outfit sitting on the sofa, Rosalie in a long flowing red dress that clings to tightly to her body standing at the door and Bella in a black silk undergarment sitting at the piano. All tree boys mouths are wide open.
Emmet: "Rose? Baby..."
Rose: "You like? "
Emmet "That's an understatement"
Rose pulls Emmet to the kitchen.....
Jasper: "Alice, I don't understand how?, why? I thought you were planning on revenge"
Alice "We got bored.."
Alice pulled Jasper into a passionate kiss before any more questions passed his lips and tugged him towards the kitchen....
Bella: " It was Alice and Rose idea. I look stupid.
Edward " Stupid, you don't look stupid *Edwards mouth is still wide open and eyes bluging" you look.."
Bella "Edward *she walks towards him and puts her arms around him* I'm still mad you know"
Edward "I know, It was em..."*she kisses him and leads him to the kitchen...*
Edward "Whats going on?"
He sees Jasper and Emmet tied up with steal chains and gaged.
Bella: "Payback baby"
Alice and Rose spring on Edward and ties him up to the other two. All 3 boys are momentarily disabled. They take the gags off them.
Rose: Stay those magic words and you're free to go.
Alice: "We'll I guess its onto round two"
Rose: "Catch us.. if you can"
Alice: "She's a Cullen girl, expect no mercy Edward."
The girl's leave not before they servery disable the boys cars and speed of towards La Push Boarders for round two.
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