Joker POV

As I sat perched on the roof of a sky scraper I looked for a potential lover. Yes I said lover. Being the town villain is more lonely than one may think.


There she is the girl I saw at Harvey's fundraiser. Her brown hair, hazel eyes, slim body, and the perfect height for me. As soon as I saw her I knew she was the one. Yes, yes, even the bad guys like me fall in love. But what to do to attract this girl. That's were I'm lost you see. Should I blow up a train?

No , no, that's ridiculous. I'll just have to….woo her. How does one do that?

~later that evening~

I was running down a back alley trying to get away from batman when… I saw her.

"Oh my god. You're the Joker!" She exclaimed.

"Hush, hush, yes I am and I'm currently running from batman so don't scream please." I said.

"Oh. Okay sure. Would you like to hide out at my place? I live in that little apartment right there. No one will expect you to be there." She said.

I was shocked but I did need somewhere to go so I said, "Yes. Can we get there quick?"

"Yeah follow me." She said.

She lead me a little further down the alley until we got to an old looking apartment building she snuck me in and we went up to her room. Room number 207.

"Thank you for letting me, uh, stay here." I said.

"Yeah no problem. I find you quite intriguing actually." She said.

I laughed, "Why? Everyone else is terrified."

"I believe your just….misunderstood." She said.

I can't breathe. "Yeah…I guess. What is your name?"

"Nichole." She said.

"That's a lovely name. Now Nichole, would you show me to the restroom so I can wash of my make up?" I asked.

"Oh, sure." She said.

She showed me to the bathroom where I then preceeded to wash the paint off my face. What is she going to think when she see's me with out my make up? I walked back out into the living room were she was sitting on the couch watching tv.

"Hello." I said sitting down next to her.

"Hey. Woah, you look major different without all that paint." She said.

"I'm sorry. Do my scars scare you?" I asked.

"No. You just look….different." She said.

"Oh. I see." I said.

A/n- Hey all. This is my first A DARK NIGHT fic. But I'm a fan of the movie and love the joker so figured hey why not give it a shot. Maybe some of you are familiar with my other fics for twilight. But anyway I hope you enjoyed this there will be more chapters coming I just have to go to drivers training. =D Read and REVIEW please. =D