i do not own naruto. but i do own sasuke. he is my bitch XD...well he is in my dreams

"N-Naruto, Stop."

"But this is the only time we get to do this."
"But I don't want to."

"Mmm you're so sexy."

"Naruto, GET OFF." Sasuke pushed Naruto off him, Making him fall off the bad they were on.

"Dammit!" Naruto Yelled as he hit the floor. Sasuke sat up and fixed the buttons on his shirt.

"You deserve it." He said. Naruto Smiled. He got up and went to Sasuke. He placed one leg on each side of the other and stuck his hand down Sasuke's pants.

"You seem to like it. You're hard."

"That's because my boyfriend is touching my thing."

"And you like it."

"Dobe."
"Sexy."

"You know I can have you arrested for Sexual assault."

"It isn't sexual assault if you like it."

"But I don't."

"Your penis is telling me different."
Sasuke pushed Naruto off and picked up his phone.

"You wouldn't…" Naruto started. Sasuke opened the phone and dialed three numbers then pressed send.

"Hello? I'd like to speak to Chief Uchiha. Yes. Okay I will wait." Sasuke said to the other person on the phone.

"I-m sorry Sasuke! I'll never touch you again. Please hang up the phone!" He yelled desperately. Sasuke smirked.

"Hey dad, it's me. I just wanted to tell you mom wants you to pick up rice….I love you too…bye." Sasuke hung up the phone, smirk still on his face.

"You asshole!" Naruto yelled. Sasuke walked to Naruto and looped his arms around the blondes neck.

"I love you too." Sasuke whispered into Naruto's ear. This excited Naruto. Next thing you know,

"N-Naruto, harder."

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