Dear Bella,

How are you? I'm totally great. Angel's fine, too. Imagine me, a vampire slayer, loving a VAMPIRE. Lolz.

I hope you're well. Get bothered by any vampires lately? Haha. But if you DO, just give me a shout.

Willow and Xander's fine, too. Giles is-well you know. Seriously. Ugh.

Angel's the same-Overprotective, telling me he's not good enough, and of course- Drop-dead gorgeous.

Oh, by the way, I'm visiting Forks with Angel in a week's time. I'll be staying at Ritz-Carlton for a month. I have to take a break from slaying vampires, you know. If there's any vampires THERE, I gonna end up in a mental asylum. Write back soon.

See you soon,


I finished reading the letter in disbelief. And horror. Shit.

What was I going to tell the Cullens? And Edward? I can just see it.

"Oh, and by the way, my best friend's a vampire slayer, and she's going to be visiting with her human-blood-drinking vampire boyfriend," Already in my head the words sounded stupid.

Oh man. This was going to be a long week.


"Uh, Edward?" I asked, hesitating.

"Yes Bella?" he said, automatically turning around.

"I lied," I admitted.

"What?" he asked, shocked.

I looked him in the eye. "We need to talk,"

Back in the house, I called, "Alice? Jasper? Emmett? Rose? Esme? Carlisle?" in my normal voice. In a flash, they were in the room, staring at me. I sighed. "I have something to tell you," I said.

"What is it?" Carlisle asked.

"Well you know I was not really surprised when I found out you were vampires?" I asked them. They nodded.

"Well, the reason is because..." I hesitated.

"What is it?" Jasper asked sharply.

"My best friend is a vampire slayer,"

I heard a sharp intake of breath. I continued, "There are other kinds of vampires in the world. The difference between them and your kind, is that they have no soul. None at all."

"You think you are soulless creatures. They are worse. They have no conscience. No guilt. No remorse."

"However, they are much easier killed. They can be killed by a large amount of sunlight, stakes, and are repelled by garlic and sunlight burns them. A little is simply painful, but harmless. Too much is fatal."

"They sleep in coffins, can bleed, can get injured, but they only can be killed by stakes and sunlight. See the difference."

"Buffy, my best friend, is the Slayer. She slays vampires. However, her boyfriend is a vampire," I smirked at the stunned Edward.

"Her boyfriend is a vampire cursed with a conscience. Before he regained his soul, he just killed humans, very much like you, Edward," I turned to Edward.

"However, he enjoyed TORTURING his victims. And I mean torturing. His masterpiece is Drusilla, whom he tortured until she went insane, then transformed her so she would remain that way forever," Jasper made a disgusted noise.

"He killed a gypsy's daughter, and they cursed him by giving him a soul. So yeah, he had to live in guilt and ended up living on blood banks." I finished.

"And the point is...?" Esme asked.

"They're coming to visit in a week,"


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