Five Years Later

"YEAH!" I yelled, waving my still full bottle of some non-descript alcohol at the poor unsuspecting people on the street. Or maybe they weren't so poor and unsuspecting.

I mean, come on, they were in Vegas, and it was at least three in the morning by now.

I dropped back down inside the limo, and started to laugh. Justin cocked his head at me and raised his eyebrows.

"What might my lovely bride be laughing at?" he asked.

"We're in Vegas at three in the morning and we're not even drunk," I pointed out.

Justin smiled. "Not our fault. I'd be drunk if I could be."

I looked at the bottle and squinted, trying to read the label. Then I realized there was no label.

"There's no label on this," I told Justin.

"Nope," he said, glancing at it from across the limo. "Edward ordered it in special, so it's custom made or something... they stocked the limo with it. Though why, I have no idea..."

"Why didn't I notice that before?"

"I have no idea. Why do you have the uncanny ability to act completely and totally drunk while completely and totally sober?"

"I have no idea," I answered, then stood up out of the sunroof again. I enjoyed the breeze on my face as we cruised down the Strip for the eighty-ninth time. We were planning on exactly one hundred times back and forth and then we were going to 'retire' to our hotel room at the Bellagio.

This honeymoon was so strange, and I loved every second.

I sat back down again and said to Justin, "I wonder how many people wonder what the hell we're doing."

"Well, your dress might be a tip off," he suggested. I looked down at the strapless white satin dress I was wearing. It came to about my knees and had the kind of fabric that was in tutus underneath it so that it poofed out. There was a thin line of bright blue on the top of it, and I was wearing ballet flats that matched that colour perfectly. It was exactly my kind of wedding dress, but I didn't think someone looking at me was going to think "bride."

In fact, Alice hadn't let me wear it to my wedding.

So I'd had another wedding in Vegas on my honeymoon.

We were strange.

"How is it a tip-off?" I asked him.

"They think you're a stripper," he said matter-of-factly.

"Oh, they do, do they..." I looked over at him, biting my lip and raising one eyebrow.

He nodded.

"Well, the only person this stripper will be stripping for is you." I leaned across the limo to put my hands on his thighs and start crawling my way up his body until my hands reached his shoulders and I was an inch away from his face.

"Just ten more times," I said, and stood up out of the sunroof again.

This time, Justin stood up next to me. "Hey, this is actually fun."

I rolled my eyes. "I know, that's why I've been doing it the whole time, Oh Gorgeous One."

"Hm, I like it up here better now, I think," he said, moving closer to me. "And 'Oh Gorgeous One?'"

"You just like it because this sunroof is not big," I said. "And yes, Gorgeous One. It's what I called you before I knew your name. Haven't I ever told you that?"

"No, you never told me that, and maybe that's why I like the sunroof," he admitted. "But is that such a bad thing? I'm a married man. Twice." He pulled me closer to him and held onto my waist.

"Nah, it's not." I wrapped my arms around his neck and pulled him down closer so that I could kiss him. Someone on the street wolf-whistled and I gave them the finger, still kissing my husband. Was that Emmett? I swear to God, if he came on our honeymoon...

"Maybe we should stop letting the public watch us," he murmured into my mouth.

I dragged him down into the limo as an answer.


AN: That was pointless, yet fun. Yeah. I thought it was fun, at least. :D

If you liked this and you want more fun in Vegas, you could check out Nine Billion Dollar Heist, which is my co-written fic hosted on R.M.J. Lennixx's profile. Bree is going to have a cameo in that, which will be fun, lol.

Thanks for reading my entire story, it means a lot to me... must have been hard to get through those first chapters! xD This is the second multi-chapter story I've completed, and all in one week, too! I'm so proud of myself...

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