Hello again my dearest Phans! Please excuse my lack of creativity this past week, but here comes another wave of your favorite Christmas songs, Phantomized!!!!! (Sing this along to Frosty the Snowman)

Carlotta the diva
came on stage to steal the show
with a huge fat butt and a real loud voice
and two legs that look like dough.

Carlotta the diva
tried to steal the stage away
She sang in the show
but petit rats know
That she'll soon be sent away.

There must have been some influence
with the opera ghost around
For the managers changed up the cast
Christine Daae had been found.

Carlotta the diva
Was as mad as she could be
the petit rats say
when they sent her away
'twas a sight you had to see.

Carlotta the diva
knew she had to find a way
to undo what's done
spoil opera ghost's fun
no matter what the managers say.

Down to the office
with her contract in her hand
with her head held high
watch her make them cry
this is more than they can stand

The opera ghost was watching
as she made her big debut
he laughed out loud and croaked
sent her running out of view.

Christine the diva
was quick to take her place
the crowd did cheer
best show of the year
Carlotta was a big disgrace

Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Watch Carlotta go
Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Drive her out into the snow