A/N: Just a little something I thought of out of nowhere…while staring at my bookshelves during a major case of writer's block. Disclaimer: I don't own the Harry Potter series/characters.
"Mr. Potter, if you would, our readers would love to hear about your adventures before the war." A reporter from the Daily Prophet held his wand out for Harry to speak into.
The raven haired wizard looked to his two best friends who nodded in excitement. "You finally get to tell your side of the story." Hermione said excitedly and Harry wondered what other side there was.
"Very well." He sighed. "It all started when I recovered the Sorcerer's Stone from the Chamber of Secrets with the Prisoner of Azkaban who was holding the Goblet of Fire so the Order of Phoenix could see the Half Blood Prince trying to get to the Deathly Hallows." Harry looked around at all the stunned faces.
"Harry," Hermione whispered in his ear, "I think you've combined all of your adventures into one." She laughed nervously and Harry blinked in confusion.
A/n: And that's it. Short and sweet.