Pure crack. i had such a blast writing this though, you have no idea. I may have to do this again. Inspired by MeyerBook, which is an awesome summary of Twilight. Also, guys, while I dislike Karin, any anti-Karin sentiments in this fic are not just me bashing. This is just… crack.


Uchiha Sasuke hates Orochimaru.

Orochimaru teehee!

Uchiha Sasuke wishes people used their Facebook statuses PROPERLY.

Yakushi Kabuto loves Orochimaru-sama.

Uchiha Sasuke is going to kill the freaks now.

Uchiha Sasuke has killed the freaks.

Uchiha Sasuke has left the Oto network.

Yakushi Kabuto and Orochimaru are now One Person.

Orochimaru teehee!

Uchiha Sasuke is now friends with Suigetsu Awesomesauce, Jugo White, and Uchiha Karin.

Uchiha Sasuke actually hates Karin.

Uchiha Karin is sad.

Suigetsu Awesomesauce laughs at her pain.

Jugo White is feeding birds.

Uchiha Sasuke, Suigetsu Awesomesauce, Jugo White, and Uchiha Karin have joined the group Team Hebi.

Uchiha Itachi, Uchiha Sasuke, Suigetsu Awesomesauce, Jugo White, and Uchiha Karin are attending Uchiha Showdown.

Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Sasuke are now enemies.

Uchiha Sasuke has killed Itachi ded.

Uchiha Sasuke is sad.

Uchiha Karin is waiting with whipped cream and comfort.

Uchiha Sasuke is not THAT sad.

Uchiha Sasuke is now friends with Haruno Sakura and Hatake Kakashi.

Haruno Sakura is shocked.

Uchiha Karin is ANGRY.

Hatake Kakashi wrote on Uchiha Sasuke's Wall:
"I don't use Facebook, but Naruto wants to know why you didn't add him."

Hatake Kakashi wrote on Uchiha Sasuke's Wall:
"Oh, and come home."

Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto are now friends.

Uzumaki Naruto wants Sasuke to come hoooome.

Uchiha Sasuke does not like the FriendFinder application.

Haruno Sakura and Uzumaki Naruto are now engaged.

Uchiha Sasuke is going to attack Konoha now.

Uchiha Karin yay!

Haruno Sakura and Uzumaki Naruto are no longer engaged.

Haruno Sakura HATES NARUTO!

Uzumaki Naruto promises to never hack in to other people's accounts ever again :(

Uchiha Sasuke changed his mind. Carry on, Konoha.

Uchiha Karin is D:

Suigetsu Awesomesauce is one smart cookie.


Jugo White is bloodthirsty.

Uchiha Sasuke, Stupid Karin, Suigetsu Awesomesauce, and Jugo White are attending Invasion of Konoha.

Haruno Sakura is preparing.

Uzumaki Naruto is at Ichiraku! :D

Uzumaki Naruto is no longer at Ichiraku :(

Uzumaki Naruto is preparing. I WILL get you back, Sasuke!

Uchiha Sasuke is in Konoha. Ah, memories.

Uzumaki Naruto is going to stop checking Facebook and look for Sasuke.

Stupid Karin and Haruno Sakura are attending EPIC SHOWDOWN.

Haruno Sakura is stuck with the Redhead Bitch. DAMMIT.

Uchiha Karin figured out Facebook! And is battling the Pinkhaired Bitch.

Uchiha Sakura is worthy of the title.

Uchiha Sasuke does not remember marrying all these people.

Suigetsu Awesomesauce is crushing stuff. AWESOMESAUCE.

Jugo White doesn't understand why these birds are following him.

Uchiha Sakura just punched Red in the face. HELL YEAH.

Uchiha Karin just threw Pinky into a wall.

Uchiha Sakura just stabbed Red in the stomach.

Uchiha Karin just ripped Pinky's shirt for getting hers bloody.

Suigetsu Awesomesauce, Jugo White, Uzumaki Naruto, and Uchiha Sasuke are now attending EPIC SHOWDOWN.

Jugo White is STILL being stalked by birds!

Suigetsu Awesomesauce has bird poop on his head. also: hot girl yesssss.

Uchiha Sasuke just killed Suigetsu ded.

Uzumaki Naruto thinks his Sakura pwns Sasuke's Karin. ALSO, SASUKE, COME BACK.

Uchiha Sasuke is busy, ask me later, Naruto.

Uzumaki Naruto is down with that.

Uchiha Sasuke has got jizz in his pants.

Uzumaki Naruto can't believe Sasuke just said that.

Uchiha Sasuke can't, either.

Uchiha Sakura just pwned Red a hundred times over!

Uchiha Sasuke is staring.

Uchiha Sakura just realized who's been watching her. Sasuke-kun…

Uchiha Sasuke is still thankful.

Uchiha Sakura is…. suddenly aware of her name.

Uchiha Sasuke approves.

Uzumaki Naruto is gonna hurl.

Uchiha Sakura is basically amazing.

Uchiha Sasuke wants Sakura to stop talking so much. It ruins the experience.

Uchiha Sakura apologizes.

Uchiha Sasuke thinks Sakura needs to get off Facebook.

Suigetsu Awesomesauce wants to know what to do with four-eyes.

Jugo White has gone Curse Seal on the birds.

Uchiha Sasuke has joined the Konoha network.

Uzumaki Naruto :D

Uchiha Sakura and Uchiha Sasuke are now engaged.

Uzumaki Naruto D: