A/N: Time to start another new story. Yay! Ashleigh this is for you so you better like it! I hope everyone else does also. Please review!


January 25, 2009-Royal Rumble

"Seriously Randy. Other people have to use the bathroom!" Jeff yelled through the bathroom door.

"You will either wait till I'm done in here or find another bathroom." Randy argued.

"Randy if you're not out on the count of five I will kick this door in and kick your ass out." Jeff said angrily.

"Okay okay calm down rainbow." Randy said from the other side of the door.

Randy unlocked the door and swung it open. He rolled over the top of his black sweatpants And walked out of the bathroom. Jeff looked back at him as Randy started to walk toward the door.

"Aren't you going to put on a shirt?" Jeff questioned.

"Why would someone like me need a shirt?" Randy questioned back.

"Common courtesy to all who have to stare at you?" Jeff said with a smile.

"They should feel privileged to stare at a body like this." Randy told him with a smirk.

"Your ego is way too big for your head, man." Jeff admitted to Randy.

"I don't have an ego. I speak the truth." Randy said before walking out of the dressing room.

Randy closed the door and started to walk toward Ted and Cody's room. He was about to take a left to go into the hall Cody and Ted's room was in, but then he saw Kelly stretching on one of the big black crates. Randy smirked as he backed up and started to head Kelly's way. Kelly lifted her head up to see the Legend Killer walking toward her. She smiled as she set her leg down and leaned against the crate.

"Need any help loosening up?" Randy asked with a smirk.

"Thanks, but no thanks. Adam already helped me with that." Kelly replied with a smirk of her own.

"Well I'll have to come earlier next time." Randy told her as he moved in closer.

Kelly's heart started to beat faster as Randy got nearer to her. Randy could almost hear her heart race and smiled to himself. This was just another example of how he was nearly a god. Randy kissed the side of Kelly's neck before whispering in her ear.

"See you around baby." Randy whispered before putting a lock of Kelly's blonde hair behind her ear.

Randy smiled at Kelly before walking off. Kelly used the crate as support so she couldn't faint. Randy was such a beautiful man. And yet she still hadn't been able to catch him and call him hers. But could Randy even be caught?


"Ten bucks Randy's gonna come in shirtless again." Cody bet his tag team partner Ted.

"This isn't even a fair bet. He always walks around shirtless." Ted told him as he started to dial his wife's number.

"Why does he even do that? Does he think that the divas like staring at his chest?" Cody questioned.

"Most of the divas do like looking at him in general. Help's build up his ego." Ted told him as he held his phone to his ear.

"He thinks he's God's gift to women. It's pretty irritating." Cody said before pulling his white shirt over his head.

"Damn it Kristen pick up one of these times why don't you…" Ted cursed before hanging up.

"You didn't listen to a word I just said did you." Cody pointed out.

"What was it important?" Ted asked.

"Never mind…" Cody said with a sigh.

"Anyway…did you hear about the new diva coming in tonight?" Ted asked as Randy opened their locker room door.

"What about a new diva?" Randy asked as he stuffed his iPod into his pocket.

"There's a new diva. Vince just brought her up from development." Ted explained.

"Really?" What do you know about her?" Randy asked leaning against the door.

"Well her name is Ashleigh…" Ted started to explain.

"Sounds like my kind of woman." Randy said smiling.

"You barely know anything about her." Cody pointed out.

"Any woman is my kind of woman." Randy said smirking.

"You should know about her Randy. She's gonna be our manager." Ted pointed out.

"Really? A new diva our manager? Interesting…" Randy said as he trailed off.

Cody sighed as he shook his head. Randy thought way too highly of himself. He was just waiting for the day for one woman to not fall for Randy's tricks. Sadly, he hadn't met any girl like that yet. Just one look at Randy and most women fell for him. Hell Ted's wife almost fell for Randy. Good thing Ted bumped into her before Randy did. Someone knocked on the door then opened the door slightly. Shane's head peaked through the opening as he smiled at the three men.

"Hi guys. Vince wants to meet all of you in his office in fifteen minutes. He want's you to meet your new manager. Sound good?" Shane informed them.

"Sound's perfect Shane-O. I'll head over there now." Randy said getting a head start.

Randy walked out of the door with Shane trailing behind. As soon as the door shut Cody threw one of his shirts at the door.

"Do you see that? Randy is gonna prowl on the poor girl before he can even get to know her!" Cody vented.

"That's what Randy does. Most of the time it works too. That's why he always does it. There's nothing we can do about it Cody." Ted tried to reason.

"It's stupid what he does. He expects every woman to fall at his knees just at the sight of him. For once I would love to see him get turned down…" Cody fumed.

"And maybe one day that'll happen. But for now let him think of himself as 'perfection' and we're gonna have to deal with it." Ted told Cody.

"I guess." Cody said, picking his shirt up from off the floor.

"If I didn't know you were straight I would think you had a crush on Randy." Ted said laughing.

Cody chucked his shirt at Ted hitting him in the face. Ted continued to laugh as he grabbed his stuff to get ready. Cody closed his eyes and shook his head. He had a feeling that no woman could ever not fall for Randy. He had everything a woman wanted in a man. Cody came to the irritating conclusion that no woman would ever deny Randy Orton.

At least that's what he thought.


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Next chapter: Ashleigh arrives at the Joe Louis Arena, but get's lost on the way to Vince's office. To her luck (or lack of) Randy finds her stranded in the halls and decides to introduce himself. Does Ashleigh instantly fall for him? Keep reading!