Over on Live Journal I made a little challenge for myself. I asked people to give me random quotes or one-liners (either from Abby or Gibbs). They could be made-up or taken from the show, and my challenge was to include them all in a story. I have included them all, they are in bold. Here is the list (In random order):
Gibbs: You tell Abby I
Abby: Oh Gibbs I never knew!
Gibbs: I'd hate
to start smacking you like I do DiNozzo.
Abby: You wouldn't! You would?
Gibbs: It won't be on the head.
Gibbs (walking into
Abby's lab and overhears)
Abby: Oh my God! Can I touch it?
Tony: Of course Abbs, when have I ever denied you?
(Abby gives raised eyebrows which Gibbs can't see just yet)
Tony: Well aside from that one time, but you know the Boss would kill me if he knew.
Abby: Nah, he would just give you a smack on the head.
Gibbs: (finally entered and sees the object is Tony's collector's edition Magnum PI car) Like this? (smacks Tony's head and Tony grimaces)
Abby: (nodds and laughs) Just like that oh great one.
Gibbs: "Don't make me come down there, Abby!"
GIbbs: All you had to do was ask, Abby.
Abby: Tell him you love
him, McGee. Works for me.
Gibbs: Not all the time.
Abby: I'm totally prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse...see?
Abby: I like
Gibbs: For what? *smirking*
Abby: For eating Gibbs! Geez, get your mind out of the gutter!
Abby: "Gibbs do
you have a lucky number?"
Abby: (laughter) "Oh you leave me no room for error then."
Gibbs: I've had a few
Abby: And yet you know so little about women.
Gibbs: This bed is too
Abby: It's a king.
Hollis: (to Gibbs) Then
what makes you so sure?
Abby: (tugging Hollis' arm) Never question the gut.
GIBBS: "Don't call me sir."
ABBY: "Yes, ma'am!"
Abby: Correct as always my silver-haired fox - I mean Gibbs, sir, boss.
Abby: "Don't hurt Tony, Gibbs. He spent all last night in a coffin. It was his first time."
Gibbs: (enters with any
of the three or them all) You got anything for me Abbs?
Abby: Oh I got a lot for you Gibbs but I'm not sure work is the place for me to give it to you.
Gibbs: (gives her a look before cracking a grin and hands her a CafPow!) Well I'll take what I can get right here right now.
Abby: (takes CafPow! and sighs) Always so impatient you are.... (gives results she has for her silver haired fox)
Abby-"There's more, Mr. President. If you're interested..."
Gibbs: Give me some
good news, Abby.
Abby: I'm not pregnant.
Gibbs: Too much information.
Abby: Just kidding. Not that there's anything wrong with being pregnant. I love kids. Doesn't mean that I'm trying. Y'know, and even if I were trying that doesn't mean I know anybody that I'd want to try with. Am I being trying, Gibbs?
Gibbs: Abbs, that's
apples and oranges.
Abby: *flirty* There's a fetish for that, too.
Abby: Permission to hug?
Gibbs-"No Abbs. I called to flirt"
Now, on to chapter one… (there are four total).