Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Applies to all three chapters.

Warnings: Yaoi. Disturbing material and crude language, fisting, rimming, spanking, oral, anal, masturbation, sadistic and masochistic actions, snowballing. Basically everything that is needed in a good lemon. This was written while listening to Benny Benassi non-stop, so it's very…well. You won't understand unless you listen to Benny while reading xD

A/N: Reviews are much welcome - and I'd love some constructive critism. I know there are typos and maybe some errors here and there, but bear with me. I haven't proof read it yet!


Naruto had never been one to obey others. No. But he had to do this, because otherwise the director of the movie he was currently playing the main part in would have his head. It wasn't one of those embarrassing porno movies where half of the time was spent for oral sex, no, but it sure had a lot of sex scenes and kissing.

At first, Naruto had never even thought of accepting something like this – where he would have to have real sex with other men. But his agent thought it would be a good idea, since the movie had already gotten quite a reputation of being good and well-written.

Of course, the director, Jiraiya, and Naruto hadn't really hit off very well the first time they met either. But, since Naruto was a ray of sunshine, he managed to capture the famous director's heart. Now you could practically say that Naruto was Jiraiya's favourite actor.

The big sign in purple neon before him made him shudder, and re-think this whole idea. He had been waxed here several times before, but it wasn't for a wax he was visiting this time. No, no. This was something Naruto had never done before. It was something that Naruto hadn't even thought of doing! In fact, he hadn't even known it was very usual to do this kind of thing in the porn industry.

He cleared his throat and dug in his jeans pocket a little before bringing up a little mirror to his face. He wasn't vain or shallow; he just liked to know how he looked. So, before entering, he checked if his blonde spikes were looking okay and if he had something between his pearly white teeth.

When he entered, a pink-haired woman rushed to him and hugged him tightly. "Naruto-kun! You're back!"

He noticed the tears in her emerald eyes, and he dearly hoped that she wouldn't use his newly bought jacket as her personal tissue. "Hello, Sakura," he grinned.

"Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute!" She stepped back, the tears of happiness gone as she eyed him suspiciously. "You had your wax not even two weeks ago…why are you here, Naruto-kun?"

She flipped her pink hair over her shoulder, but stopped in the middle of the movement with wide eyes. She gasped. He ran a hand through his unruly spikes, just waiting for what she had discovered.

"Have you come to ask me out, Naruto-kun?" She blushed prettily, fluttering her eyelashes at him.

"Uhm," he scratched his chin. "Actually, Sakura, I'm not here to ask you out. And I don't need a wax either."

She gave him a disappointed look, and then pouted childishly. "Fine. You can go and talk to Ino if you're going to be like that."

Naruto paled. He didn't want to talk to Ino about this – he barely knew her. He knew Sakura, since she was the one waxing him when he needed it. She knew a lot about him, and she was one of the few that actually looked past his fame – even though she could be such a fangirl from time to time.

"Please, Sakura, don't leave me alone with the pig," he murmured lowly and grabbed her hands in his own. He leaned down, closer to her face and leaning his forehead again hers. "You know I only trust you with my body."

She flushed tomato red, and he arched an eyebrow, wondering what she was thinking about. But instead of pondering about that, he smiled at her when she nodded. She loved to hear Naruto call her rival a pig.

"Now, Sakura-chan, do you want to wax my privates?"

Sakura's face became even redder, and she gasped. "N-naruto-kun!" She giggled. "So naughty!"

He grinned, knowing that she would help him as soon as she had waxed him down there. She always became more reasonable once she had waxed him. She grabbed his wrist in a harsh grip and led him away from the reception desk to the corridor that led to all kinds of rooms.

She opened the door that led to her room and ushered him inside. "Just drop your clothes and I'll be back in a minute. I have to tell Haku to play receptionist while I'm doing you." She giggled at her own dirty joke and the escaped the room to find her co-worker.

He sighed at her eagerness and then proceeded to unbuckle his belt and drop his pants. He waited until he heard Sakura's high heeled shoes in the corridor before he dropped his boxer shorts.

She grinned big at him, her inner pervert kicking in. He didn't bother to cover himself, since they knew each other well. She closed the door and gestured for him to lie down on the bed. He obeyed her and laid down on the bed, watching her put on plastic gloves and then starting to heat up some wax.

She worked under silence, a serious look on her pretty face as she prepared everything. Once she was done, she walked back over to him and added some honey-coloured wax on one of the stripes that would erase his hair. She placed the stripe on his skin with accurate precision.

She ripped it off, and Naruto merely hissed. He hated this, he really did. Because every time… he got aroused. He bit his lip, trying to think of something disgusting, like Jiraiya and Tsunade, his agent, making out. It didn't work very well, since his mind forced him to think of the pain as Sakura ripped off more of his pubic hair.

"Ahh," he moaned. She looked up, a smug smile on her face. She was enjoying this, she really was. She ripped off more hair. "Uuuh…"

Sakura's emerald eyes were trained on Naruto's dick, and she had to force herself not to touch it. She tried to focus on her job, waxing her favourite customer. But it was hard for her to focus when he was making all these delicious sounds and his big cock was twitching as she ripped off his pubic hair in harsh movements.

"Oh, yes!" He gasped, arching his back off the white hospital-like bed. "Nngh…"

Sakura bit her lip and ripped of the final stripe. She sighed and started to clean up, ignoring Naruto's pants on the bed, his legs spread where she had worked. She glanced over at him, only to drop her jaw.

Naruto was now sitting, a hand slowly running through his hair, his eyes clouded with lust, and a crooked, small smile on his face.

She had to wipe away some drool from the corner of her lips before she cleared her throat to gain his attention. "Uhm, Naruto-kun… Would you like-?"

"No, thanks, Sakura." He sounded a little groggy, but he managed to get off the bed and get into his pants. He didn't even bother to put on his boxers. He saw how she was staring at them, the black underwear he had worn since the shower this morning. "Yes, you can have them."

She gave a cute squeal and dove for the boxers, grabbing them and holding them against her flat chest. "Thank you, Naruto-kun!"

"No problem." He said, his voice more sober now. He was starting to climb down from his cloud, so to speak. He looked Sakura over once, and then remembered why he was there in the first place. "You know, Sakura…My new movie will contain sex. Gay sex."

Sakura paled. Naruto waited for her reaction. Would she scowl in disgust? Would she scream in horror? Would she–


It was so quiet that he barely heard it. He glanced at her, and a blush was forming on her nose.

"You need to bleach your hole."

He nodded slowly, and tried to fight down the blush. He had never done this before in his entire life, and he knew that Sakura didn't bleach holes. She simply waxed bodies. Before he could say something, Sakura spoke.

"Well, since I like you so much," here she blushed, "I'll get you the best, immediately."

"Thank you so much, Sakura-chan. I promise to take you out for dinner as soon as the new movie is done." He didn't tell her that it took months to finish a movie. Her face couldn't become any redder than it was now, and it clashed horribly with her smooth, pink hair.

"That sounds great! Follow me." Sakura tucked Naruto's used boxers inside her shirt and then exited the room, not waiting for Naruto to follow. The blonde man walked after, out in the corridor. Sakura stopped in front of a door further down in the building, and gave Naruto a big smile. "You'll like him, I'm sure. If not…well, then I still want my date." She bowed her head a little before knocking on the door. "Uchiha-san! You've got a customer!"

She blushed as the door was opened. Naruto looked away as she talked briefly with the man inside of the room, before she walked past him.

"Call me, Naruto-kun!" She giggled and then walked back to the reception desk. Naruto blinked a couple of times, before turning to the open door and walking inside.

He stopped, noticing that it didn't look like Sakura's room. The walls were light blue, the hospital-like bed was dark blue, and there was a desk and a counter with a washbasin and cabinets. It was pretty nice. He looked up, only to see a handsome man by the desk.

The man had pale skin, dark eyes behind a pair of thick-rimmed, black glasses and ebony-coloured hair that was spiked up in the back, like a–

"Duck butt."

Naruto bit his lip. Oops. It just slipped. He blushed vaguely, and cleared his throat. The man was staring at him with narrowed eyes, his thin lips in a straight line. No, wait, one of the corners were pointing down.

"Hi. I'm Uzumaki Naruto." Naruto said awkwardly, raising a hand in greeting. The man said nothing, but he stood up and held out his hand.

"I know who you are. Uchiha Sasuke." The man said sternly as Naruto took his hand. It was warm. "Sit down on the bed."

Naruto obeyed, watching as Sasuke closed the door and walked back to the desk.

"Have you ever been bleached before?"

Naruto shook his head, suddenly feeling very shy. "No."

"So you're a natural blonde?"

Naruto gaped. "Of course I am! I thought you were talking about…! Err… yeah." Naruto shut up, watching the taller man sit straighter in the chair by the desk and putting on a pair of plastic gloves. "What are you doing?" Naruto asked, alarmed.

"Relax, Naruto." The man smirked. Naruto tensed. "Now, first I'm going to see if there's any need of hair removal-"

"I just came from Sakura's; I'd be surprised if I had any hair left at all." Naruto snorted, remembering how thoroughly Sakura always waxed him.

"Hn. Well, then drop your pants and get on the bed." Sasuke ordered. He watched as Naruto unbuttoned his pants and let them fall to the floor. "No underwear?" The smirk was back in full force again. "Good. Now since you're here, I guess that you've been tested if you're allergic to this?"

Naruto nodded. He remembered how Jiraiya's assistant had grabbed his arm and added some white mush in the crook of his arm. He still had a white spot there. He held it out towards Sasuke, showing his skin.

Sasuke nodded, but didn't take his dark eyes away from Naruto's penis. "Hm. It looks nice. Very nice, in fact."

"Uhm… My face is up here."

Sasuke looked up, slight confusion on his face. "Huh?"

"Nothing," Naruto muttered. He felt a little naked, and arched an eyebrow in a silent question towards the other man. "So, are you going to do something or stare at my dick all day?"

Sasuke scrunched his perfect nose. "Fine." He then gestured for Naruto to get up on the bed. "I want you on all fours."

Naruto obeyed, and to be honest it felt very…odd, to stand on his knees and elbows with his ass poking up in the air. Especially when there was another human being in the very same room.

"Good." Sasuke walked up behind Naruto. The blonde couldn't see the wicked smirk on the pale face, which was probably good. "I need you to spread your legs a little." Sasuke gripped Naruto's thighs from behind, gently, and spread them a little. "Feel free to place your head on the pillow there."

Naruto did as Sasuke said, his forehead against the soft, dark blue pillow. He didn't really know if he was supposed to say something or maybe just let Sasuke work.

While Sasuke prepared something that looked like vanilla milkshake, Naruto rested his head against the pillow and thought about this situation. If his parents saw him right now they would probably scream in horror. They didn't know that he was going to be a part of the movie of the year. Even though everybody was talking about it, no one knew who were going to be in it and act.

Sasuke was watching Naruto from behind, a black bowl with white substance in one of his hands and a paintbrush in the other. He licked his pale, thin lips and eyed the ass before him.

He put the bowl away and grabbed another one. After having bleached your hole, you're not supposed to have anything near it the closest hours if you didn't want it to become bleached. So Sasuke didn't want to bleach Naruto's hole right now. He filled the other bowl with water and then walked back to Naruto.

He smirked. Naruto's ass was still in the air, his legs spread and his breath a little laboured from being positioned like that.

"Are you done anytime soon?" The blonde growled. Sasuke scowled, but didn't answer. Instead, he reached out one hand and put it on one of the perfect ass cheeks. He groped it, and Naruto gasped in surprise. "What are you doing?!"

"Do you want this?" was Sasuke's reply. Naruto frowned. Did he want what? His hole bleached?

"Yes," he answered. "Just hurry up."

Sasuke smirked, putting the brush next to the bowl of water and grabbing the other butt cheek with his other hand. He parted them even more, standing behind the bed so he got a perfect view. He arched a slender, dark brow. Naruto didn't need to get bleached! Why was he even here?

"What are you doing?!" Naruto hissed impatiently.

Sasuke shook his head. He had seen a lot in his twenty-noneofyourdamnbusiness years long life, but he had never seen an ass like this. Seriously, Naruto did not need to get bleached down here.

He snapped out of it when Naruto repeated his question a little louder. "Nothing. I'm just watching a little."

"Well, stop watching and start working!" Naruto couldn't believe that this was happening. Sakura had said that this man was the best! She would never trick him either – she was too much of a fangirl.

Sasuke bit the inside of his cheek and removed one of his hands. He dipped the paintbrush in the lukewarm water and went to work. He drew the brush over the areas that usually needed to get bleached. He retreated when Naruto made a weird noise, something akin to a sneeze.

He dipped the brush again and repeated his actions. He painted with the water, and used his free hand to part the butt cheeks as he did so. He groped and felt a little, but only a little.

"Say, Naruto," Sasuke murmured loud enough for the blonde to hear. "Why are you bleaching your ass?"

"Because I want to," Naruto said, his voice laced with sarcasm. The blonde was starting to get impatient. The feather-like touches that came when Sasuke brushed over his hole were incredibly annoying.

Sasuke drew particularly hard with the brush just to show that he wasn't satisfied with the answer, and he almost dropped the paintbrush when Naruto let out a moan. Usually people thought the brush was tickling them in the beginning, before getting used to it or maybe even starting to like it. Naruto had just showed his first emotion to the brush.

Sasuke did it again, knowing that if Naruto bruised easily he would definitely have a bruise by tomorrow.

"Uuuh…" Naruto clenched his eyes shut. Sasuke put the brush down in the bowl and stared at the water-drenched hole before him. It would be such a waste not to… Naruto gasped when he felt Sasuke's hands back on his ass cheeks again.

The hands were warm, and Naruto didn't even think of the fact that they lacked gloves when they squeezed his ass. The big hands parted his cheeks and he soon felt something hot against his entrance.

Something wet and warm licked over his asshole. It wasn't the brush, Naruto was sure of that. He clenched his eyes shut together as he felt the warm and wet thing lap his ass again.

Sasuke was enjoying himself, he really was. It wasn't everyday you got to lick a famous, hot male actor's ass. Sasuke closed his eyes and let his tongue enter Naruto.

"Aah…" Naruto bit his lip to prevent more sounds, but it didn't work very well. He was loud and vocal; it was in his nature to make sounds. "Nngh…!"

Sasuke smirked, licking from Naruto's balls, up to his asshole where he stopped, only to push the wet muscle inside. He thrust his tongue in and out of the tight heat a couple of times, until Naruto made another sound.

"H-harder…" Naruto whispered. "Harder, damn it…"

Sasuke leaned back, knowing that he couldn't go harder or deeper with his tongue. He looked around, spotting the brush. The end was to sharp. He looked down on his hand. He had taken off his gloves before he groped Naruto's arse, but he wouldn't need them anyways.

Naruto grunted when he felt a wet finger by his asshole. "You better put in two or I'll fucking- ahh…" The blonde shut up as Sasuke shoved two fingers inside of him. "Yes, fucking yes!"

Sasuke smirked, wondering what else could possibly turn the blonde on. He moved the fingers slowly, in and out. He had dipped them in water before entering so that they would slide easier. He felt his own breath becoming more laboured, just like Naruto's. He pushed the fingers inside, only to have Naruto clench around him. Sasuke bit back a groan.

"Faster," Naruto demanded breathily. Sasuke went faster, his other hand caressing Naruto's inner thigh. "Yes…mm…more!"

"More?" Sasuke gave a wicked smile. "I'll give you more." He added a third finger, shoving it inside carefully.

"Stop being so gentle – I'm not a virgin!" Naruto snarled.

Sasuke arched a brow, the wicked smile staying on his handsome face. He pulled out after having only thrust in and out with his three fingers a few times. Naruto let out an annoyed gasp. The Uchiha simply washed his hands in the little bowl with, now cold, water. He eyed the paintbrush, staring at the sharp end; putting two and two together.

"Naruto," he said in a husky voice. "Are you… are you a masochist?"

Naruto clenched his eyes shut. "…maybe." He licked his lips and gulped inaudibly, wondering when his throat had gone dry. "Does that bother you?"

Sasuke snorted. "I just licked your ass. I have no boundaries." Sasuke stopped caressing Naruto's thigh, knowing that such things wouldn't turn the blonde on. He brought the hand up, slapping Naruto's ass.

The blonde didn't even hiss or gasp in surprise. Sasuke ran his tongue over his teeth, wondering how he could do this.

Naruto was getting impatient. His dick was semi-erect and he just wanted to get hurt. His body was aching for Sasuke to hit him – hard.

"Do you want me to take you, Naruto?" Sasuke asked in a soft voice, his hand stroking over Naruto's ass. "I could take you…rough…and hard." Sasuke stopped his hand only to grope the beautiful flesh. Naruto let out a small sound, a weak 'yes'. "If you want me to stop, just say…hmm…" Sasuke smirked. "If you want me to stop, just say 'tomato'."

"Tomato?" Naruto repeated, followed by a soft groan as Sasuke shoved three fingers back inside of the blonde. "Why 'tomato'?"

"Shut up." Sasuke muttered, sending his fingers deeper inside. Naruto murmured something, but Sasuke ignored it. He was getting annoyed with the bright, clinic light in the room. He only had to reach out his hand and turn off one of the lamps. He smirked, satisfied with the calm light that now floated in the room.

"Move," Naruto growled.

"You're too coherent for someone with fingers up his ass," Sasuke muttered and tried to force his fingers deeper. Naruto mewled, and Sasuke added a fourth finger.

"Oh, yes!" Naruto bit down in his lip, hard enough to make it burst. Blood dripped down his chin and down on the bed, but he couldn't care less as the four fingers inside of him started to stretch him. He clenched around the fingers and heard Sasuke groan.

"I want to see your face," Sasuke said lowly and took out his hand. "Sit up." Naruto forced himself to sit up, and his lower back ached slightly as he did so. Sasuke brought his hands up to Naruto's face, running his fingertips over the warm, sunkissed skin. "Yes. You're absolutely gorgeous."

Naruto blushed. It was usual for him to hear that he was handsome, that he had beautiful eyes and a great body…but… The way Sasuke told him that he was gorgeous…It made him feel a little self-conscious.

Sasuke gripped Naruto's chin and forced the blonde to open his mouth. He pushed two long, slender fingers inside of Naruto's warm, wet mouth. Sasuke's pants were becoming very uncomfortable, and he didn't really know what to do with it. He needed release.

Sasuke grunted as Naruto ran his tongue over one of his fingers, up and down. "Let me fuck your mouth." It wasn't a question, and Naruto found himself getting harder as Sasuke yanked his hair and repeated the order again, more harshly this time. "Let me fuck your mouth, Naruto."

"Yes," Naruto whispered. "God, yes."

Sasuke harshly pulled Naruto's hair, forcing the other to kneel down in front of him. "Open up wide, bitch." Sasuke let go of the blonde hair only to unbutton his jeans and let them fall to the floor. He smacked his tongue impatiently, taking out his dick from inside his boxers.

Naruto parted his lips, breathing on the head, before opening wider to let Sasuke fuck his mouth. He was a bit afraid that he would gag, thinking of the size of Sasuke's huge cock. All thoughts of gagging and doing wrong disappeared when Sasuke moaned and moved his hips back only to thrust back into his mouth.

"Ah, yes, Naruto…" Sasuke caressed Naruto's cheek as he pulled out. He raised the hand and slapped down on the blonde's cheek – hard.

The slap seemed to echo in the room, and Naruto stayed silent without looking up. Sasuke felt his throat go dry – had he gone too far? Before Sasuke could kneel down and see if Naruto was all right, the blonde looked up with wide eyes.

"Sasuke…" he whispered. "That was…fucking hot!"

Sasuke let out an angry growl and slapped the blonde again. "Don't stay silent like that, you little slut," he growled furiously. The blonde had had him really worried. The fact that they didn't know each other had only made the thing worse; what if Naruto had decided to turn him in for rape and abuse? The blonde could easily make it look like he had been violated, and he could act much better than Sasuke, being an actor and all.

Naruto moaned, sticking out his tongue and lapping up some of the bitter precum that had leaked out of Sasuke's dick. The Uchiha threw his head back, mumbling something towards the ceiling.

"Suck it," Sasuke murmured. He buried his hands in golden locks and forced Naruto's head to stay absolutely still as he bucked his hips forward and stroked the tip of his erection against Naruto's lips. "Open up."

Naruto parted his lips with a soft mewl, licking the hot flesh of Sasuke's cock as it entered his mouth. He sucked on it, careful not to scrape the sensitive skin with his sharp teeth. Sasuke pulled out before thrusting in once more. Groaning, Sasuke's grip in Naruto's hair tightened and he forced the blonde to look the other way.

"As much as I would love to fuck your…uuh-God…mouth, I'd rather fuck your asshole. Up, bitch." Sasuke gripped Naruto's wrist, helping the other man up on shaky legs before attacking his mouth violently. His tongue forced itself between Naruto's lips, and he could taste himself perfectly well.

Naruto responded eagerly to the kiss, ready to share his saliva and whatever precum he hadn't swallowed. He wrapped his arms around Sasuke's neck, bringing them closer. Their noses collided and Sasuke pulled back. The Uchiha's eyes were glazed over with lust. Naruto leaned in and bit Sasuke's thin lower lip carefully.

Sasuke stuck his tongue out and licked Naruto's teeth, and the blonde pulled back. Sasuke noticed that Naruto's lower lip had burst, a bite mark gracing the bright pink skin. He licked away the dried blood from the abused lip.

He lifted Naruto up on the bed, his hands now exploring all over Naruto's smooth thighs. The blonde tugged at Sasuke's shirt, and it soon joined the other clothing on the floor.

"Who's your daddy?" Sasuke whispered in Naruto's ear. He smirked at Naruto's gasp and nuzzled his nose into the blonde's neck. He lapped the skin before parting his lips and sinking his teeth down in the delicious flesh.

"Oh, yes! You're my daddy!" Naruto moaned and threw his head back to give Sasuke more room. "Bite me harder!"

Sasuke kicked away the jeans that had pooled around ankles and slid out of his boxers. He spread Naruto's legs a little more, and was immediately very curious just how flexible Naruto was. He spread the legs as much as he could, and Naruto only let out a needy whimper. Sasuke licked his lips, wondering just what Naruto could do with his flexible body.

"Fuck me…oh…daddy," Naruto whispered in Sasuke's ear. The Uchiha shuddered at the breathy, sexy voice. "Fuck me hard…please…daddy…"

Sasuke smirked. "Hn." He forced Naruto down on his back on the bed and climbed up after him, so that he was sitting between Naruto's spread legs. He put Naruto's legs over his shoulders and leaned forward, the tip of his erection barely touching Naruto's asshole. "Do you want me? Do you want me to pound into you…fuck…hard and deep?"

Naruto nodded, his clear blue eyes half-lidded. He let out a low groan when Sasuke stroked his erection teasingly. "Hurt me… hurt me so fucking badly…please…"

Sasuke was almost drooling. He caressed Naruto's thigh, going down to his perfect ass to caress. He could feel Naruto tense a little as the pale hand disappeared, only to slap down harshly on the round ass cheek. Naruto moaned, and Sasuke's hand burned slightly – he had never thought that he would hurt somebody during sex.

Naruto gave him a half-hearted slap on his shoulder to bring him back to reality and stop drooling. "Come on," he demanded. "Fuck me already!"

Sasuke's eyes narrowed. He leaned in, his lips barely touching Naruto's. "Who do you think you are…? You can't decide what I'm going to do." To emphasise his growls, Sasuke nibbled harshly on Naruto's upper lip. "Because…" Sasuke moaned when Naruto shifted under him, his thigh coming in contact with Sasuke's erection. "…I'm your daddy."

Naruto bucked his hips up as much as he could, his legs still over Sasuke's broad shoulders. "Please…daddy…please," he cried out. His dick was aching for attention, and his ass was in need for more. He wanted to be filled deeply, he wanted to be stroked, he wanted to be hit, he wanted to be hurt.

Sasuke gripped his erection and placed his free hand on Naruto's thigh to steady him. He entered slowly, watching Naruto's nose scrunch up in satisfaction. Sasuke swallowed, his eyelids becoming heavy as Naruto clenched around him.

"Ah, yes…yes…" Sasuke whispered and tried to force himself deeper. Naruto moaned, bringing a finger up to his mouth. He bit down on the slender, long finger and tried to force all sounds inside. Sasuke scowled, moving shallowly. "Don't!" He snarled. "Let daddy hear all your sounds!"

Naruto removed the finger, only to bring the hand up to Sasuke's shoulder, caressing and fumbling. He was feeling so good right now, and if Sasuke would just move… "Please…move…fast…" He mumbled, tripping over the words.

Sasuke complied, pulling out as much as he could before slamming in again. Naruto let out a gasp, his hands coming up to take a good grip on Sasuke's shoulders. Sasuke thrust in and out, making Naruto emit moans and groans and an occasional scream.

"Harder, Sasuke! Harder!" Naruto begged. Sasuke slammed in as hard as he could, and Naruto responded with a loud "yes!"

Satisfied with the sounds that came, Sasuke tried to go as hard as he could.

"Yes! Sasuke! Oh, God! More…!"

"Nngh…" Sasuke knew that he was going to orgasm any minute now, and the thought of filling Naruto was so arousing that he just couldn't wait. "Naa…oh, yes…Naruto!" He climaxed, spraying Naruto's insides as he thrust in and out slowly.

The blonde let out a yelp as Sasuke leaned over him, pressing his forehead against Naruto's. Naruto licked Sasuke's nose. "Oi, Sasuke…hit me…please?"

All he got was a half-hearted slap on his thigh, as Sasuke pulled out and sat up. Naruto pouted – what a selfish bastard! Naruto glared, but soon understood that the selfish asshole wouldn't react to it. He would have to try a new tactic.

"Daddy?" He whispered. "Please?"

Sasuke looked down on him, dark eyes roaming over Naruto's well-toned and sunkissed body. The Uchiha bit the inside of his cheek, stretching slightly before leaning down between Naruto's legs. Blue eyes widened as Sasuke licked his hard shaft. Sasuke's fingers wrapped around his erection and slowly pumped up, before going down – painfully slow.

"Ah…uh…" Naruto threw his head back, arching his back, as Sasuke swallowed his erection. "S-Sasuke…"

Sasuke pulled back, only to come down and suck harshly on Naruto's inner thigh. He sunk his teeth down in the skin, making sure that it hurt.

"Ah! God!" Naruto gasped when Sasuke moved to bite further down on the thigh. "Yes! Yes, Sasuke!"

Sasuke's hand went back up to stroke Naruto's hard dick, but he continued to nibble and bite down Naruto's delectable thigh.

Naruto tensed, every muscle in his body freezing as he came hard. Sasuke pulled his hand away in the right moment, avoiding being drenched in Naruto's semen. "Oh, God…"

Sasuke would have rolled his eyes if he wasn't busy licking up Naruto's cum. His tongue traced the swirl-like tattoo on Naruto's stomach. He went down again, lapping Naruto clean. It tasted good.

Once he was done and had swallowed everything he could find, he jumped off the bed, albeit a bit stiff. He picked up his clothes from the floor, dressing quickly. "Oi, don't fall asleep here, Naruto. I have to clean up here before two o'clock."

Naruto looked at the clock, noticing that he had fifteen minutes before the clock turned two. His back was aching, and he loved it. The pain in his lower back was proof that it had happened, that it was real and that he had felt something.

When Sasuke threw his clothes on his stomach, he got the hint and sat up. "Bastard," he muttered lowly. He got dressed, ignoring the way his t-shirt got stuck to the places on his stomach where Sasuke had licked.

His cell phone started buzzing in his pocket, and he brought it up, noticing that he had five missed calls. He flipped it open and put it to his ear. "Hello?"

Sasuke looked up, wondering whom Naruto was talking to, but soon continued to wash the bowls he had planned on used for Naruto's hole.

"Yes, Jiraiya! I'll be there in, like, fifteen minutes." Naruto said, his voice now darker and more demanding. Sasuke looked over his shoulder, smirking. Naruto was still sitting on the bed, now fully dressed, with his head leaned back and an expensive cell phone pressed to his ear. The blonde was such a diva. "Yeah. See you then, bye." He hung up with an angry expression on his face.

"Boyfriend?" Sasuke asked. Naruto chuckled.

"Hell no." Naruto shook his head. "He wrote the manuscript to my new movie, and he's the director too. He's just a stupid, old, perverted man."

"Hm." Sasuke put the, now clean, bowls away and turned to Naruto. He wondered if they would meet again. He was Uchiha Sasuke – he had never had to ask for a phone number or a second date; they came automatically to him. But it seemed that this blonde wasn't used to it either, and if Sasuke was right, the phone numbers and second dates had always come automatically to him too.

"Tell me, Sasuke. You're awfully alike someone I know… Do you have any relatives that are actors or something?"

Sasuke snorted. "Yes. Now, beat it, moron. I'll see you next time you're getting your wax."

Naruto snorted, putting his cell phone in his pocket before walking out of the room without the smallest goodbye. The blonde didn't fail to hear the amused snort from the room, followed by the vague "diva".

It wasn't until Naruto stood on the parking lot, unlocking his expensive car, that he realised that he hadn't bleached his asshole.

To Be Continued

A/N: This started out as a joke between a friend and me during home economics (yeah, I know), and then my beta for Moving On thought that I should turn it into a real story. And here it is. Tell me if you want more chapters – I think I can do two more (the last being a threesome) if you want me to.