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?: Okay, people, I've started to notice a common "trend" among these fan-ficcers, especially the ones circulating a certain area of the "Teen Titans" criteria. I have no idea when I noticed it, but then a certain episode's reviews on Youtube started ticcing me off for some reason.
??: Will you get to the point already, sir?
?: I'm getting there Number 2, hold your friggin' eyepatch. Here it is; why the heck does everyone think this "Aqualad" is so friggin' "hot"?
#2: Don't do that.
?: Don't do what?
#2: That whole "air/finger quote" thing, it's stupid.
?: What is this "stupid" of which you speak, Number 2?
#2: You know what, screw it, nevermind. What was your question again, Dr. Evil?
Dr. E: Why the heck does everyone think this "Aqualad" is so friggin' "hot"?
?: I think it's because he's "bizarro".
Dr. E: Austin Powers! When did you get here?!
ShagMan01: About seven seconds ago, really.
Dr. E: Oh.
#2: Wait, how did you even get in here?!
ShagMan01: Walked in the back door.
Dr. E: I told you he's magic! I told you!
#2: Dammit Dr. Evil, focus! What the hell does bizarro mean, anyway?
ShagMan01: Not bizarro, "bizarro".
#2: What's the goddamn difference?
Dr. E: It's the friggin' "stupid" air/finger quote thingy, I tell you!
#2: Not his again...
Dr. E: Yes, this again.
#2: ... What does "bizarro" mean, then?
ShagMan01: Something so completely and utterly nutty that everyone starts freaking out for no apparent reason. Like Fat Bastard's poo, for example.
Dr. E: ... What he said.
#2: Fine, then, what's so "bizarro" about this Aqualad, then?
Dr. E: That's what I wanna know!
?: I think it's because he can hold his breath for so long.
ShagMan01: Mini-Me! When did you get here?!
Dr. E: And why can you talk now?!
#2: And why is your voice so goddamn deep?!
M&M: About ten minutes ago, why shouldn't I, and why shouldn't it be? Ya'll got something against little people?
ShagMan01: No, not really.
#2: Screw that, what does Aqualad being able to hold his breath a long time have to do with anything?
Dr. E: ...
M&M: Obviously you've never been to Singapore.
#2: ... Touche. Your got a point?
M&M: Do I really have to say it? There could be kids watching this, you know.
Dr.E: Watching what?
M&M: My point exactly.
ShagMan01: Maybe it's because he wears so much blue?
#2: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
ShagMan01: Hey, ladies dig the blue, baby, yeah!
ShagMan01: Of course, why do you think I'm always wearing so much blue?
Dr. E: I thought you were just trying to be a friggin' pimp?
#2: He is a friggin' pimp.
ShagMan01: Wearing this shade of blue, being a pimp, what's the difference, really?
Dr. E: So, what ya'll are saying to me is, everyone seems to think Aqualad is "hot" because he's a "bizarro" pimp and because he can hold his breath for a really long time?
Dr. E: Well?
?: Eh, sure, why not?
M&M: ... Yeah.
Dr. E: So... until next time, then?
#2: Sure. Later.
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ShagMan01: If I'm not caught shagging again, fine.
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Dr. E: Alrighty, then, for anyone still here; bring me five reviews by... Next week, and I will spare your planet.
Dr. E: Gentlemen, you have my demands, peace out.
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?: ... Dammit, I did it again.
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