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Subject: Aqualad

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?: Okay, people, I've started to notice a common "trend" among these fan-ficcers, especially the ones circulating a certain area of the "Teen Titans" criteria. I have no idea when I noticed it, but then a certain episode's reviews on Youtube started ticcing me off for some reason.

??: Will you get to the point already, sir?

?: I'm getting there Number 2, hold your friggin' eyepatch. Here it is; why the heck does everyone think this "Aqualad" is so friggin' "hot"?

#2: Don't do that.

?: Don't do what?

#2: That whole "air/finger quote" thing, it's stupid.

?: What is this "stupid" of which you speak, Number 2?

#2: That.

?: What?

#2: You know what, screw it, nevermind. What was your question again, Dr. Evil?

Dr. E: Why the heck does everyone think this "Aqualad" is so friggin' "hot"?

?: I think it's because he's "bizarro".

Dr. E: Austin Powers! When did you get here?!

ShagMan01: About seven seconds ago, really.

Dr. E: Oh.

#2: Wait, how did you even get in here?!

ShagMan01: Walked in the back door.

#2: Oh.

Dr. E: I told you he's magic! I told you!

#2: Dammit Dr. Evil, focus! What the hell does bizarro mean, anyway?

ShagMan01: Not bizarro, "bizarro".

#2: What's the goddamn difference?

Dr. E: It's the friggin' "stupid" air/finger quote thingy, I tell you!

#2: Not his again...

Dr. E: Yes, this again.

#2: ... What does "bizarro" mean, then?

ShagMan01: Something so completely and utterly nutty that everyone starts freaking out for no apparent reason. Like Fat Bastard's poo, for example.

Dr. E: ... What he said.

#2: Fine, then, what's so "bizarro" about this Aqualad, then?

Dr. E: That's what I wanna know!

?: I think it's because he can hold his breath for so long.

ShagMan01: Mini-Me! When did you get here?!

Dr. E: And why can you talk now?!

#2: And why is your voice so goddamn deep?!

M&M: About ten minutes ago, why shouldn't I, and why shouldn't it be? Ya'll got something against little people?

ShagMan01: No, not really.

#2: Screw that, what does Aqualad being able to hold his breath a long time have to do with anything?

Dr. E: ...

ShagMan01: ...

M&M: Obviously you've never been to Singapore.

#2: ... Touche. Your got a point?

M&M: Do I really have to say it? There could be kids watching this, you know.

Dr.E: Watching what?

M&M: My point exactly.

ShagMan01: Maybe it's because he wears so much blue?

#2: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

ShagMan01: Hey, ladies dig the blue, baby, yeah!

M&M: Seriously?

ShagMan01: Of course, why do you think I'm always wearing so much blue?

Dr. E: I thought you were just trying to be a friggin' pimp?

#2: He is a friggin' pimp.

ShagMan01: Wearing this shade of blue, being a pimp, what's the difference, really?

Dr. E: So, what ya'll are saying to me is, everyone seems to think Aqualad is "hot" because he's a "bizarro" pimp and because he can hold his breath for a really long time?

ShagMan01: ...

#2: ...

M&M: ...

Dr. E: Well?

?: Eh, sure, why not?

M&M: ... Yeah.

Dr. E: So... until next time, then?

#2: Sure. Later.

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M&M: Okay.

M&M has logged out.

ShagMan01: If I'm not caught shagging again, fine.

ShagMan01 has logged out.

Dr. E: Alrighty, then, for anyone still here; bring me five reviews by... Next week, and I will spare your planet.

?: What?

Dr. E: Gentlemen, you have my demands, peace out.

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?: ... Dammit, I did it again.

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