I've been avoiding this due to it's stupidity, but I had to do it eventually. Ironically, this is one of my mom's favorite songs, but she won't let me listen to songs half as bad as this.
To the tune of "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D
http://www . youtube . com/watch?v=fB1cObZUt00
PS: Just saw the official video. OMG WTF! I encourage you to watch that first, then read this.
This is a song for vampires
It involves you
You can't ever fuck your human hard
Because if you do, she will die, ya know
You gotta go slow and careful
And fucking watch your hands as you go
Beware of what you squeeze
Remember who you wanna please
Listen to me as I say
You've gotta fuck her softly
You've gotta screw her gently
You've gotta bang her carefully
You've gotta pound her cautiously
You've gotta say "Am I hurting you, girl?"
Because screaming means more than one thing
And figure out what you're gonna bite
Cause you can't control the urge
When you cum in her
Choose a careful "posish"
I know it may suck, but remember that this isn't for you
What's her favorite dish?
Humans have to eat so take a few trips to Pizza Hut
Make sure that you have sexy attire
It feels like that your dick is on fire
And then turn her into a vampire
You get to fuck her hard
Another PS: This song has just made me raise the rating on this playlist. Just another gimmick to get more views.