I was going to write a sequel to this, but I decided that this would be a good end point to my series. I think I have run out of ideas. It has been a fun journey, though. I will miss you all. Oh, and by the way, April Fools!

Do You Want To Know A Secret?

6:00pm

House and Cuddy had spent most of the afternoon in bed. House really liked this baby-making process.

House and Cuddy had gone to the kitchen to get some food when the doorbell rang.

"I'll get it," Cuddy said as she walked to the front door.

"Hey," Wilson said when Cuddy opened the door.

"Hey," Cuddy said. "Come on it." Wilson started to walk in, but stopped at looked at Cuddy.

"What happened to your forehead?" Wilson asked when he saw the bruise peak out from under her bangs.

"House beat me," Cuddy said as she escorted Wilson the rest of the way in the front door so she could close it. "Apparently he does not like small penis jokes."

"She wasn't complaining about my penis a few minutes ago," House said when Wilson walked into the kitchen.

"What really happened to your head?" Wilson asked, trying to erase that comment from his memory.

"There was a tornado in Kansas and I got hit in the head with some debris," Cuddy said.

"Are you okay?" Wilson asked as he tried to examine the wound.

"I am fine," Cuddy said as she gently batted his hand away.

"And you thought your trip was going to be boring," Wilson said to House.

"I would have preferred boring to Cuddy almost dying," House said.

"Aww," Wilson said causing him and Cuddy to smile.

"Shut up," House said.

"House rescued me," Cuddy said to Wilson. "He picked me up in his big strong arms and carried me safety."

"That's because he loves you," Wilson said.

"I hate you both," House said.

"I guess explains why you didn't come into work today," Wilson said. "Everyone at the hospital thought you murdered House on your trip and you had to go to your lawyers to come up with a defense."

"I am happy to say that we had a nice trip and I did not think about murdered him more than a couple of times," Cuddy said.

"That's pretty good," Wilson said. "I usually want to murder him a couple of times just spending a few hours with him, let alone days."

"She gives me sex, so I am nicer to her," House said.

"It helped too that we went to an amusement park for his birthday and that kept him amused," Cuddy said.

"I am glad that you guys had fun," Wilson said.

"I am going to run to the bathroom really quick," Cuddy said. Cuddy left the room.

"I got a secret about me and Cuddy that I will only tell you if your promise not to tell anyone else," House said.

"Sure," Wilson said. He loved to stay informed.

"Cuddy and I…," House said slowly, building up the suspense.

"What?" Wilson asked with a smile, a thousand thoughts running through his mind.

"Had sex in your car," House said with a grin.

"What!" Wilson exclaimed. "There is no way Cuddy would do it in my car."

"Oh she did," House said. "It was super hot."

"When was this?" Wilson asked.

"Last month when you let me borrow your car," House said.

"Which will never happen again," Wilson said.

"Once in your car was enough," House said.

"I am going to have to get the whole inside clean," Wilson said.

"Just the passenger's seat," House said.

"Why did you wait so long to tell me?" Wilson asked.

"It was funnier this way," House said.

"I think I must just have to sell the car," Wilson said. Cuddy walked back into the kitchen.

"I told Wilson out secret," House said to Cuddy when she walked in.

"What?" Cuddy asked shocked. She could not believe that House told Wilson about trying to have a baby when she had told him not too.

"You had sex in my car?" Wilson asked. Cuddy let out a small laugh as she breathed a sigh of relief.

"It was his idea," Cuddy said pointing at House.

"You could have said no," Wilson said.

"She likes having sex with me too much," House said.

"I'll pay for you to get it cleaned if it makes you feel better," Cuddy said.

"Or you could just let him have sex in your car," House said. "As long as Cuddy is not the other person involved in the sex."

"Are you mad?" Cuddy asked Wilson, unable to keep the smile off her face.

"No," Wilson said. "Just please never have sex in my apartment."

"Oops," House said. "Too late."

"You had sex in my apartment!" Wilson said.

"He is lying," Cuddy said.

"You better say no to him if he ever asks," Wilson said to Cuddy.

"I will," Cuddy said.

"I think I am going to go home now," Wilson said. "I just wanted to make sure that everything was okay."

"Have a nice night Wilson," Cuddy said. "I will see you at work tomorrow."

"That was fun," House said to Cuddy after Wilson left.

"You know for a minute there when you said that you told Wilson out secret, I though you meant you told him about us trying to have kids," Cuddy said.

"I told you I wouldn't," House said.

"But you lie," Cuddy said.

"I wouldn't lie to you about something like that," House said. "I know how much this means to you." Cuddy went and wrapped her arms around House's waist, resting her chin between his shoulder blades.

"When we do finally decide to tell people, I will let you tell him," Cuddy said.

"I think you should tell him," House said. "He might cry and I am not comfortable with that."

"You think I would want to deal with it?" Cuddy asked.

"You will be so hormonal that you will be crying all the time anyway," House said. "This reminds me to tell you that please do not do the whole tearful 'you don't really love me' if I forget to put the toilet seat down."

"I can't promise you that," Cuddy said. "You will probably just have to make sure you put the toilet seat down."

"This is your idea on how to get me whipped, isn't it?" House asked.

"You are already whipped," Cuddy said. "I own you."

"You are supposed to let the man think he is in charge," House said.

"I'm sorry," Cuddy said. "What I meant to say is 'what do you need me to do master?'"

"I didn't realize I was dating Jeannie," House said. "I always liked Samantha better."

"I can't do the nose thing," Cuddy said.

"You may not be able to twitch your nose, but you sure can shake your ass," House said. "It is very hypnotizing."

"That is how I got you to date me and want to have children with me," Cuddy said. Cuddy gave House a quick squeeze and kissed him on the back of his neck.

"It makes me very happy to know that my girlfriend's ass is that hard to resist," House said. "As long as everyone else keeps their hands off it. I own it."

"And I own yours too," Cuddy said as she gave House's ass a quick squeeze. "I am keeping it forever."

This story has now come to an end. The next one will be about House and Cuddy going to her parent's house for 4th of July and meeting Cuddy's sister and her family. I have some good ideas for the story, but if anyone has any suggestions, feel free to tell me. Thanks to all my loyal fans, especially jaded27, , joraco14, aserene, HuddyRocks, Hughlaurie4ever, i luv ewansmile, CuttingOnions, house-and-cuddy-forever, misssunshine13, and miss-Lore for their constant feedback that helps keep me going. Your wonderful reviews light up my day.

My next story is gonna be called "It's A Family Affair." Everyone please leave an exit review for this story when you have finished reading.