Life sure is great, isn't it? Drugs, knives, vampires, imprinting, you name it. Oh, and let's not forget our friend Renesme, shall we? Or maybe we should just throw her out the window like a certain person I know did to my heart. But who cares about little old Leah? I mean really. She's just a little dust speck, or maybe a piece of gum stuck to a shoe. Oh, but that's too high a statement about me. I'm sorry. Forgive me, really.

Yes, life sure is great.