A/N: I am sooo sorry that I haven't updated in a long time. I had a HUGE writers block so this chapter probably sucks. Any ways....enjoy. (And review!)
Ever since Bella came, everybody seemed to have more fun. The tike was too cute! I turned to Rosalie.
"When do you think she's going to wake up?" I asked her.
"Who cares?' spat Rosalie. What's up with her lately. She was starting to get annoying...
"Rose...can I ask you something?" I asked nervously.
"What is it?" she demanded. Now she hit a nerve!
"What's up with you lately? You've been so cranky these days. What is it about Bella that you hate so much?" I yelled. Rosalie didn't answer. She just looked at me with sad eyes.
"I'm sorry. It just that...I don't like the idea of having Bella in a house full of vampires!" she almost screamed, " And plus, Its all you ever talk about! Bella, Bella and Bella!" I grinned. Who knew Rose could get so jealous.
"Are you jealous?" I grinned wider as she didn't answer. Rosalie looked away. I shifted so I was facing her. "I'm sorry. That was rude. I'm just a bit excited," I admitted.
"It's okay," she said as she gave me a quick kiss on the cheek before leaving the room. I looked at the time and saw that it was two in the morning. Why does Bella have to sleep so much? She should wake up already!
I headed down the stairs in search of something to do. That's when I saw Jasper reading a book.
"Hey Jasper," I called out.
"Hey," responded Jasper, not taking his eyes off the book.
"Are you in the mood for a little wager?" I challenged. This time he looked straight at me.
"I'm listening," he said, curious now. This was going to be fun.
"I was thinking of having a little arm wrestling match. If I win, you have to lay off of Alice for a month. If you win, I'll lay off of Rose for a month."
"You're on!" said Jasper. We went outside to look for a good arm wrestling spot.
"How about here?" I asked pointing to a rock with a flat surface.
"Perfect," agreed Jasper. I grasped Jasper's hand, which by the way looked tiny in my own and started counting down.
"One…Two…" and on three, I suddenly felt a sudden burst of emotions. I felt sad, angry happy and bored at the same time. I felt my hand being smashed into the rock. That cheater! Why I oughta…
"I win," taunted Jasper.
"That's not fair! You cheated!" I argued.
"What makes you think that?" he asked innocently.
"You know exactly what you did you cheater!" I yelled furiously. I was sooo going to get him back for this. He had better watch out…
"I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about," said Jasper.
"Well you'd better watch your back," I spat menacingly as I stormed ff into the house. I came face to face with an amused Alice.
"What's wrong?" she joked, grinning.
"Nothing," I spat, not finding it funny. I would get my revenge on him, no matter what the cost. I stormed upstairs and came face to face with an amused looking Edward.
"What's wrong?" he joked, grinning.
"Nothing!" I yelled, not finding it funny…again. Déjà vu much? I stalked off into my room. Now I was extremely bored. I had nothing to do. See, these were one of the times where I envy humans for being able to sleep. Why couldn't Bella just wake up?! I plopped down onto the couch and turned on the TV. A little football could help. That's when I realized that there would be no foot ball on at three am in the morning. I groaned and turned the TV off.
Maybe I could start planning on how to get my revenge on Jasper. That night, I spent all my time in creating he coolest prank ever, up until Bella woke up. This was perfect because my plan included the help of Bella. I headed down stairs and went into the kitchen where Bella was eating. I really don't see how humans fine that food appealing but that's just how I see things. Edward was there so I had to wait until we were alone. Rosalie and Jasper went out to buy things for Bella and Alice went out hunting with Edward. Perfect.
"Hey Bella," I greeted her with a devilish grin.
"Hey Emmett…" she replied cautiously.
"So…" I started.
"Yeah, What's up?" she asked, curious now.
"How do you feel about a little prank?" I asked somberly.
"On who?" she asked, instantly excited.
"Jasper," I answered evilly.
"This'll be fun…" she squeaked. Wow. She seemed hyper. What has she been eating…oh well… who cares.
"OK. So here's the plan…"
Shopping for Bella was a pain, especially because it was with Rosalie. She practically bought the whole mall! And the clothes…please don't get me started on the clothes. They were everywhere. I'll tell you now that it is NOT a man's dream to be surrounded my 50 bags worth of pink, furry, girl clothes. Why couldn't Alice shop with rose instead of me! Alice is the All-female expert…
Anyway, when we came back from our 'shopping spree' I was welcomed home with a scream. It sounded like Bella so I followed her voice and ran up the stairs at vampire speed into her room.
When I opened the door, a random rope wrapped around my ankle and I was suddenly hanging upside down.
"what's wrong bro?" asked Emmett. Wait a sec…Emmett?! I looked around and saw both Emmett and Bella pointing paintball guns at me
"You wouldn't," I threatened.
"Oh yes I would," said Emmett just he and Bella started firing at me until I looked like a walking rainbow.
"Why?" I choke out.
"Why? WHY? Because you cheated in our wrestling match that's why!" he said. I just stared at him.
"I told you I was going to get you back…" he defended.
"Just get me down from here!" I yelled when I regained my voice.
"Nah…you look better upside down," replied Emmett. Why I oughta…
"And besides…we aren't done with you just yet," he warned as they left the room.
I needed an escape plan and fast! That was when I remembered that I was a vampire. Hmmm…
I'm usually not this immature but that was just too funny. This might sound wicked and evil but I love seeing japer squirm. Its hilarious! I just couldn't pass up a chance like this.
"Just get me down from here!" yelled Japer.
"Nah…you look better upside down," replied Emmett. I had to bite my tongue to hold in my laughter.
"And besides…we aren't done with you just yet," he warned as we left the room. As soon as I thought I was out of hearing range, I burst out laughing. Hard. And so was Emmett.
"Did you see his face?" I said between snickers.
"Yeah!" replied Emmett as we touched fists.
"So…What do we do now?" I asked laughing away.
"Nothing." I stopped laughing. Was he kidding me? We were having so much fun…
"Why?" I choked out.
"Because I got my revenge and I'm too lazy to untie him," he replied casually.
"Then what do we do now?" I asked.
"How about some football?" he asked.
"Umm…" I started, not knowing what to say. Emmett's face pulled into a frown.
"What now?" he asked, obviously irritated.
"Well, I'm not very coordinated. I'm known as klutzila." This made him laugh. Hard.
But he stopped abruptly when he saw Jasper standing on the other side of the room.
"Quick! Get on!" yelled Emmett, motioning for me to get on his back. I climbed on his back as he told me to hold on and to close my eyes. I felt us being thrusted forward. At first I thought Jasper pushed us but it turned out that Emmett was just running. I listened to the steady beat of his heart.
Almost as abruptly as he started, Emmett stopped running.
"I think we lost him," said Emmett. I was just laughing, exhilarated from the run. How did he run so fast?
I was about to say 'yeah' but then we saw Jasper, and he looked mad. He looked even madder when Emmett suddenly appeared behind him and tackled him to the ground.
"Admit that you cheated and that you never would have won if you didn't!" yelled Emmett when he pinned him down.
"I said say it!" yelled Emmett even louder.
"Ok! I cheated and I wouldn't have won if I didn't cheat!" said Jasper. Emmett released his grip on Jasper.
"Good." I looked up at the sky and was surprised that I hadn't noticed it was night time. That's weird…
"I should probably get to bed…" I said, still confused as to why it was so dark. Well… I guess time really does fly when you're having fun. Jasper ran me back this time. By the time I got home, Alice and Edward were home. When I entered my room, I swear thatI was so tired that I was asleep before my head hit the pillow.
Edward's POV (2 days later)
I swear that there is nothing that can compare to watching Bella sleep. She looked like a peaceful angel. Bella was also quite funny when she slept. She sometimes say the most irrelevant things like,
"Ninjas attack!" or "Pirates ahoy!" But now, she keeps whispering my name. I found it amusing. We have become really close. These past few days, she has really bonded with a lot of our family, especially and Emmett. Bella and Emmett are real trouble makers…
Her bond with me though is really quite special. Jasper says we're like twins separated at birth, even thought that is impossible. Alice said that Bella looked up to me as her protector.
Edward, Edward come here. We need to discuss something. It's urgent,
screamed Rosalie in my head. What did she want now?
When I came into the living room, every body was sitting in a semi-circle. What was this…some kind of intervention? They were all blocking their minds. I stood there for only god knows how long.
"Ok, I'll bite. What's going on?" I demanded. This had better be good…
"It's about Esme and Carlisle. What are we supposed to tell them when they came back?" asked Emmett in a serious voice. Emmett was almost never serious. Then I considered what he was saying. What were we supposed to tell them After they came back from their week long hunting trip?
OH, by the way, we have a human named Bella living here? Pah! That would get us grounded for eternity!
"Maybe we should give her to some one else to take care of her…" I suggested sadly.
"No." My head snapped up at Emmett's abrupt response.
"What do you mean by no? It's too risky to have her here," I said through gritted teeth. Has Emmett lost his mind?!
"What if they put her in a bad home? What if the parents abuse her?" Emmett retorted.
"I doubt that'll happen," I argued.
"How can you be so sure?" asked Emmett, not breaking eye contact. I didn't answer. "That's what I thought. On the other hand, I can't just let her go! We've been having so much fun! You have to admit. She's something special.
"More like something evil," joked Jasper, breaking all the tension in the room.
"Seriously," I said when everybody stopped laughing, "What are we supposed to do about Bella?"
"What about me?" asked Bella from the other side of the room.
A/N: I'd like to say thanx for being so patient! Review! It makes me happy.