This is not a funny phic, but I couldn't resist writing it! (Sing to I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas)




I'm dreaming of a Phantom Christmas,
I'll beg my parents, "Let me go!",
Where the lime lights glisten,
And phans all listen,
To hear Erik say, "Don't go!"

I'm dreaming of a Phantom Christmas,
With every Phantom Phic I write,
May the show come here tonight,
and I'll hear the music of the night.