Chapter 4 The last chapter of my first epic parody of Galactik enjoy
The shrivelled thing rounded a corner, the Snowkids (and Sinedd) rounded the corner a minute later to see it jumping in to Wamba player Woo-Wam-Boo's ear. "Crap" whimpered Thran.
"What?" Ahito asked from his position on Thran's back.
"Woo-Wam-Boo is the most peaceful person like ever yes?" Thran asked.
"Yeah, what of it?" Mark asked moodily (he was moody because he didn't have that big a part).
"And so far we've all been like...opposite right?"
"Yeah" D'jok said as he picked Mei's hand off his wrist. Thran raised his eyebrows.
"I don't see where you're going with this" admitted Micro-Ice looking down at Sinedd's hand wrapped around his wrist in horror. "Does that answer your question?" Thran asked nodding at Woo-Wam-Boo. "I didn't ask a question" retorted Micro-Ice but all the same he looked. "Crap!" he yelped as Woo-Wam-Boo began shooting Rockets with his Rocket launcher. "Mark go deal with it!" Rocket barked as a flying Rocket captain of the Snowkids came flying at them. Yuki pushed Mark forward, the flying Rocket went right through his stomach, dreadlocks spinning. Everyone cheered, then everyone screamed as they watched Woo-Wam-Boo's neck get snapped by Clamp. "Get him!" screamed D'jok, the Snowkids rushed Clamp, throwing him to the ground. "There's that fucking loser bug!" Sinedd shouted pointing at the bug with his free hand; the other was wrapped around Micro-Ice's wrist firmly. D'jok ran at it and forced it into Mei's mouth. "Eew D'jok no!" Mei spluttered.
"Yes! You must fulfil the prophecy!" D'jok wailed.
Mei gulped then swallowed.
Mei sighed then she went blue, she dropped down. "She's choking!" Yelped Yuki.
"D'jok...elp!" Mei coughed. Thran jumped on top of her and began thumping her chest.
"Thanks Thran I thought..."
Thran began...humping. "Gross" complained D'jok.
"Bitchfuck" commented Sinedd. "C'mon Micro-Ice let's go!"
Micro-Ice stared, eyes wide. "Where?"
Sinedd growled and punched him. "Whiner, whiney baby!"
The end, so it all turned out happy! Apart from Marks death and Thran's unfortunate...urge and Micro-Ice being punched, oh wait all of those things are good, apart from Micro-Ice being punched of course :O