A.N-Hey! I hope you like this one. It's a Shikameri and has Ino in it! What's a Shikamari? Well, have you ever noticed that -maru and -mari sound alike? Well, I did, so Shikamari!


Hey Hey you you

I don't like your girlfriend

(No way No way)

I think you need a new

one.

Hey Hey you you

I could be your girlfriend

Temari was walking down the streets of Kohona when she saw Ino (The pig!) giving Shikamaru kiss on the cheek. At least, it started as a cheek kiss but the pig turned it into an all-out make-out. If it were possible, the Sand nin would have turned green from jealously. What is wrong with me? Temari asked herself. There was no way in all the Five Great Nations that Subaku no Temari of the Sand could like Nara Shikamaru of the Leaf Village. So she walked away.

The next time Temari saw Shikamaru, he and Pig they were arguing over going to lunch in a restaurant or get one from her mother. Pig wanted one from her mother and Shikamaru (obviously) wanted to go to a restaurant.

"Your mother's cooking is horrible!" Shikamaru all but shouted. This earned him a slap in the face by pig.

"My mother's cooking is fabulous! And if you don't want it, then I'll eat it myself! Alone!" Pig stormed off in a huff, leaving her boyfriend (As if she deserved him!) standing in the street, muttering "Troublesome woman. Why do I always get the troublesome ones?" Temari took this as her chance to talk some sense into his thick-headed, well, head.

"Who's more troublesome, lazy-ass? Your mother, Pig, the Hokage, or me?" Temari asked. The ninja to whom she was talking spun around, taken off guard. He looked embarrassed. He looked so cute that way, thought Temeri. Ahg, WHY was she thinking like this? Maybe because you like him, a part of her said. Temari shook her head to clear her thoughts. She turned back to Shikamaru. It looked like he was sorting out his thoughts, too.

"You know what? I just realized I, uh, have something to do for....the Hokage! Yeah, I gotta go. See you later!" Shikamaru stammered. Then he was gone. Temari blinked, stunned. Well, she thought, good day to you, too.

Hey Hey you you

I know that you like me

(No way No way)

No, it's not a secret

Hey Hey you you

I want to be your girlfriend

You're so fine, I want you mine, you're so delicious

I think about you all the time, you're so addictive

Temari found Shikamaru in his favorite cloud-watching spot. He looked troubled.

"What's wrong, lazy-ass? You don't look so good." Temeri asked. Shikamaru sighed. He decided that, if anyone, Temeri would be able to help him deal with his Ino-problem.

"It's about Ino. She just seems guarded and careful around me all of a sudden. And I don't know why." He turned to her then, gazing into those bluish-green eyes and losing himself completely.

Don't you know what I can do to make you feel

alright

Don't pretend

I think you know I'm dam precious

And he-l yeah, I 'm the motherf--king princess

I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right

(I'm right)

Neither ninja knew what happened next, or how it happened , but one minute they were talking and the next minute they were in each other's arms, kissing with a burning passion. When they finally broke apart for air, Temari turned to the boy she just made out with (a boy who had the word friend attached to boy) and told him,

"You have to dump her, lazy-ass. You have to." Shikamaru nodded. He said,

"To tell you the truth, I had been planning to for a while. But part of me was still in love with Ino. But now..." He shook his head at her and smiled.

"But now, that part is long gone." Then he took her in his arms again and they repeated their kiss-fest. As this was happening, Temari thought, Even a shinobi's life can be sweet. Oh, heavenly, gloriously sweet.

She's like, so whatever,

and you could do so much better

I think we should get together now

and that's what everyone's talking 'bout

Hey Hey you you

I don't like your girlfriend

(No way No way)

I think you need a new one

Hey Hey you you

I could be your girlfriend

Hey Hey you you

I know that you like me

(No way No way)

No, it's not a secret

Hey Hey you you

I want to be your girlfriend

I can see the way

I see the way you look at me

And even when you look away

I know that you think of me

I know that you talk about me

all the time

again and again

So come over here and

tell me what I wanna hear.

Better yet, make your girlfriend

disappear.

I don't wanna hear you say her name

ever again

because.... Back to top

In a second you'll be wrapped around

my finger

'cause I can, 'cause I can do it

better,

there's no other

so when's it gonna sink in

she's so stupid,

what the he-l were you thinking! (2x)

Later that day....

Temari was laughing so hard it was getting hard to breathe. She had just watched Shika (Her new nickname for Shikamaru) break up with Pig and the girl's face had been priceless! Hilarious!

"B-but Shika-kun, w-why? Why are you breaking up with me?" So he can be with me, Temari thought. Well, she doesn't need to know that. It would be, as Shika says, troublesome to have her steaming at us all the time. When Temari looked at the Yamanaka's house again, the door was closed and a smirking Shikamaru coming toward her. She lit up inside when he said,

"Well troublesome woman, care to continue where we left off?"

"Indeed." So they did.

Hey Hey you you

I know that you like me

(No way No way)

No, it's not a secret

Hey Hey you you

I want to be your girlfriend

Hey Hey you you

I don't like your girlfriend

(No way No way)

I think you need a new one

Hey Hey you you

I could be your girlfriend

Hey Hey you you

I know that you like me

(No way No way)

No, it's not a secret

Hey Hey you you

I want to be your girlfriend

Hey Hey you you

I don't like your girlfriend

(No way No way)

I think you need a new one

Hey Hey you you

I could be your girlfriend

Hey Hey you you

I know that you like me

(No way No way)

No, it's not a secret

Hey Hey you you

I want to be your girlfriend (2x)

Hey Hey!