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Captain Chaos Anthem

By Charles Xavier

Every night on the streets,
I'll give you my thumbs up,
That is how you know we'll roll on.

Far across the highways,
There're smokies behind us.
Leave them in the dust, we'll roll on.

Near, far, I'll jump in my car.
I believe that the wheels will roll on.
Once more, I'll drive through your door,
And you'll smell burning wheels,
And those wheels will roll on and on.

Once we punch the time clock,
Sit back and I'll floor it.
Hear those roaring engines, we're gone.

Violating road laws,
How much I adore it.
Let's run through your neighbor's front lawn.

Near, far, I'll jump in my car.
I believe that the wheels will roll on.
High speed, from sea-to-shining-sea,
And you'll feel burning wheels,
And those wheels will roll on and on.

We're here, the finish line is near,
And I know that the wheels will roll on.
We've won, we're still number one!
And it's thanks to our wheels,
And those wheels will roll on and on!


DUN! DUN! DUUUN!
DUN! DUN! DUUUN!

Fin