The Cullens and I spent the rest of the day creating Fairy Dust. My hair, as it turns out, makes special Fairy Dust that enables us Fairies to read the minds of the Pixies, know what they're going to do next.
So we set about stealing hair from people, this is our technique to steal hair;
"Hey, I love your hair." I say to a rather fat girl, wearing trendy clothes, looking up herself, walking down the street.
"Thank you so much! I love it too!" She replies, grinning widely to show food stuck in her braces.
I then pounce on her, chopping off a few inches off her hair, cackling evilly in a way only a Fairy can.
"What are you doing to me? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeek!" The girl squeals.
Yes, a very good technique. We take hair, and ruin people's hairstyles. By the end of the day, each of us had a cauldron full of various coloured Fairy Dust. We were ready to battle the Pixies.
So spreading our wings, we soared into the sky, I was flying for the first time! I beat my wings, enjoying the wind cooling my face. I wondered what we would look like to innocent pedestrians. Probably like angels. I laughed at the idea.
We flew all the way to Italy by nightfall, and flew to the Pixie's hairdressing place. They really had no idea what was coming for them.
I looked around at my companions, they all had the same evil grin on their face.
We smashed into the window of the building above the hairdressers where they slept. They were busy making Pixie Dust, had they foreseen our arrival?
"Take that, bitches!" I cried, sending Fairy Dust their way.
Carlisle quickly threw some Fairy Dust from his cauldron in the air, Fairy Dust that would shield us from the Pixies for a while.
The battle raged on for a while until it was just me and Edward left and two Pixie twins. A girl who I think was called Jane, and her twin, Alec. The rest all lay on the floor unconscious, but thankfully, not dead.
Jane threw Pixie Dust at Edward which caused him to collapse onto the ground, roaring in pain.
"No!" I screamed,
I furiously started pelting Jane and Alec with Fairy Dust. I attacked them again and again, desperate to save Edward. After ten minutes of furious battle, it was just me standing, Edward lying on the floor, writhing in pain.
"No! Edward! No!" I couldn't think of what to do. None of the Fairy Dust we carried had healing abilities!
Then an idea hit me. An absurd idea, but I must try it.
"I do believe in Fairies. I do. I do." I said, tears streaming down my face for my beloved Edward.
"I do believe in Fairies. I do. I do! I do believe in Fairies. I do! I do!" And so on.
It took me what seemed like forever, but eventually, all us Fairies were standing, conscious, and full of pride at our victory.
We decided to take the rest of the night off. So we all flew to the clearing Edward and I had been earlier. There, we stargazed.
"Look at that one! And that one!" I said, pointing into the sky at the amazing stars that were sparkling more than Pixie Dust.
I had pointed to 6 stars when I realized no one was responding to me. I looked around, and saw Carlisle, Esme, Emmet, Rosalie, Jasper and Alice all dissolving into sparkling dust. This was what happened when Fairies died.
"What?! No! No! What's happening?" I cried at Edward, who was not dissolving.
"You – you were pointing. At the stars." He seemed angry. Tears were streaming down his face, as they streamed down my face also.
I was confused, but then realized my mistake.
"Every time you point, you kill a Fairy." I whispered to myself, shocked.
How could I have been so stupid? If the 'I do believe in Fairies' worked then of course this would!
"Ah, what the heck." I said, and pointed twice more into the sky.
So me and Edward died, and that was the end of the Fairies.
The Pixies awoke from their unconsciousness a day later, and invaded the government, furious at their loss in the battle against us. A new law was made;
'All humans must be bald. Any human who fails to comply will be killed by Pixies.'
And so, the whole world became bald, and Pixies reined forever more.
I know this story was stupid but hey, it's better than the real Twilight. Because we all know deep down, well not that deep, Edward is just a poof who sparkles like a Fairy.
To people with OTD or OCD or God forbid, OED, please do not bash me up about this :P