A/N: I dedicate this to both Mad Server and Enkidu07, as they both have started this chain of 'things we can pour into Dean..' So yeah. I blame them for this XD

Disclaimer: You all know what goes here, but I have to say: Happy Birthday Jensen!!!!



"I hate kids."


"Just tilt your head back-"

Scootscoot- off the bed. Butt, meet floor.

Sam smirked, "Or I can do it from up here." Petulant silence. "This will help, I promise." That look always melted Dean's resistance.

Dean huffed irritably, opening itchy, reddened eyes wide, staring at the ceiling in acquiescence. Sam carefully placed two drops in each of his brother's eyes.

"Ok, blink." Dean blinked furiously, liquid medicine coating his eyes, relieving some of the discomfort.

"I don't get it- you're the one who rescued the twerp. Why am I the one who gets pink eye?!"