You'd think there'd be a use for the stuff. I mean, look at it. It oughtta be good for something – Lubricant? Glue? Bait? Pest control? Explosives? No, scratch that last one. Just thinking about it is kinda disgusting.
And forget nutrition. Not even in an emergency.
And it's not like anyone's gonna complain, the way they sometimes do when they find out that I've used the light bulbs or the salad oil or the barbeque fork for something else.
I'm known for – let's call it 'creative application of available resources'.
But I still haven't figured out any use for lutefisk.