Ed McMan: *knocks at the front door of the TARDIS, the Doctor opens the door a moment later*: Hello Mr. Uh… Doctor? You've just won one million dollars! How do you feel?

Doctor: *opens mouth then sees Lacey and Robin coming back from the store, with bananas* WOOOOTTT! *runs to get bananas*

Ed Mcman: WHAT THE F**Y*(DS&*(*&()&*)(&*()&*K!!!!!

Doctor: *standing with guitar in basement* Well I married my dream girl, I married my dream girl but she didn't tell her credit was wack.

Lacey *on drums*: So instead of living in a pleasant suburb, we're living in the basement at her mom and dads

Robin*bass* No we can get a loan for a respectable home just because my girl defaulted on some old credit cards

Doctor: If I had gone to free credit report . com I'd be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard