A/N: This is ... mostly dialogue only, but I also couldn't do it all in dialogue, so a fair portion is NOT just dialogue... Oh well. The change is a bit jarring, but I couldn't do it all one way or the other. You get a hybrid fic. Deal.

The blame for this fic goes to brokenpassions who sent me a PM at one point, and I left it in my inbox and it kept staring at me and guilting me, and so I had to write this. If you have not seen the iCarly Extra Scoop about the staring contests, taken during iPie, you need to. My shipper heart (both RPF and canon) jumped for joy. It's very pretty. :D

Disclaimer: Me? Own? *laughs for a long while* XD Yeah, no.

"I can't believe your tv's broken."

"I can't believe Carly didn't tell you she wasn't going to be home for a while."

"What, you don't want me here?"

"… No. I didn't say that."


"Um, well, I was just – brainstorming, so…"

"You're going to leave me all bored and alone?"

"Well, I – no."

"How about we get a smoothie?"

"… How about we … stay here. And eat the food that's already here."

"No, that's stupid."

"Stu- ? Fine. We'll flip a coin."

"Uh – no. That's too random. Thumb war."

"You'll break my finger!"

"So just give up now."

"No, no … staring contest."


"So no laughing – and no cheating."

"Cheating? How do you cheat in a staring contest."

"You can't hit me – or anything weird like that."

"Kay, fine. Are you ready?"

"On three. One – two – "


"You thought you were gonna get me. Ooooh, you are so wrong."

"Why do you even try, Spence?"

"I could ask you the same thing."

"You are going down."

"You're… better than I thought."

"Story of my life, Spence."

"What color are your eyes? What do you call that?"

"You're the artist-person here. … Why?"

"Nothing – just – you have really pretty eyes."

"No cheating."

"How is that cheating?"

"You can't distract me!"

"I'm not – it's the truth. If anything you're distracting me."

"Pfftt. Stop lying. And blink already."

"No. God – your eyes are really pretty."


"Sam." Spencer put his hand at Sam's temple gently, but she didn't blink, her eyes widening in a muted shock.

"Spencer, wha-"

"Shh. You'll ruin it." Spencer's hand was suddenly in Sam's hair, his thumb against her temple, and while she didn't blink, her eyes did widen in shock, a look of terror flitting across her face. A second later it was gone, and Spencer quickly closed the gap between them, covering her mouth with his. She doesn't pull back, waiting a second for him to, but when he doesn't, she finally shuts her eyes, and kisses him back. Sam lets her fingers wander through his hair and across his chest.

Spencer pulls back, smiling, and Sam cuts off his grin, commenting dryly, "You blinked first."

He rolls his eyes, "I'll get you a smoothie later," and swoops down to kiss her again, and again, and again.

A/N: No, seriously - you need to go and watch the Extra Scoop. It's just plain pretty. And who can resist the pretty? There is also some pretty funny there too. :) That whole segment makes me happy, actually.

Oh, right - REVIEW please!!!