Bumblebee's Point Of View.

* When there are " ----- "'s means that song was edited to fit story.

Also, pretend that Bee doesn't have a his voice.


"I Kissed A Girl"

"For the last time Springer, No!" Arcee said a few rooms away from mine, Bumblebee's.

I was sitting in my big metal room while everyone else was somewhere. We had a late, long party last night and now everyone was burned-out. I was supposed to be patrolling outside, but with every one as tired as I am, they won't notice the difference.

"Ugh! Get away before I report you!" she screamed.

"'Comon', just one little smooch, right here." Springer coaxed. There was a slap of metal and then "Ouch! Hey why'd ya do that!"

"Oh, wonder why!" she said sarcastically.

I buried my face as best I could in my hard bed. Loud noises = hurt in the morning time. "Just shut-up and let me go!" I mumbled. My voice still isn't fixed so the radio was still my only means of communication.

"Be-cause I have a boyfriend, and it ain't you!"

"Oh yeah! Who?" Their voices were steadily rising.

Suddenly a heavy and fast clumping followed as footfalls came closer and closer to my room. 'Please no, please no...' I silently prayed that they would pass my room.

But of course they didn't.

The door opened and closed loudly as I saw Arcee braced against the door. She raced over to me and jumped next to me on the bed.

"Just go along with it please Bumblebee." Arcee whispered as Springer sauntered into the room.

"Well what do we have here?" he asked.

"Bumblebee!" she half yelled at Springer, "Bee is my boyfriend."

'WHAT?!' I screamed again in my mind.

"Uh-huh, prove it." Springer sneered.

Arcee smiled mischievously and then did the unthinkable:

She smashed my face to hers and kissed me. She kissed my right on the lips! My mind fizzed as I attempted to kiss back, but she had already moved away. She smiled matter-of-factly.

Springer growled then clomped out of the room.

Arcee leaned back relaxed and sighed happily, "Ah, finally! Maybe now he'll leave me alone, right Bee." she nudged me, "Uh, Bee?"

I lied unmoving. I just stared at her. Suddenly her eyes widened, "Oh my gosh, have you ever been kissed before?"

I shook my head no. She sucked in a breath. "Um, oh this is awkward, I thought this won't be anything new." She sprang from the bed. "Uh, sorry, I'll be leaving now."

I then had a devious idea. Before she left, I began playing this in my speakers, :

This was never the way I planned, not my intention.
I got so brave, drink in hand, lost my discretion
It's not what I'm used to, just wanna try you on.
I'm curious for you, caught my attention.

"Wha'?" Arcee asked as she turned around, her face plates turning red because of the heat her body was producing. I continued,

I kissed a girl and I liked it,
the taste of her cherry chapstick.

I smiled. Her eyes opened wider. "Shut-up," she murmured.

It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.

I edited the song to my standards,

- mean I'm in love tonight.
I kissed a girl and I liked it (I liked it).

She growled and stalked from the room.

I snickered, this could be fun. I went back to sleep, but when I woke up and went into mess hall, I spotted Arcee again. I snuck up behind her and tapped her shoulder. Without looking behind her, she said "Hi, Bee." absent mindedly.

I put my speaker close to her and whispered:

-I - know your name, it doesn't matter.
You're my experimental game, just - nature.
It's - what good girls do, - how they should behave.
My head gets so confused, hard to obey.

"Ugh!" she complained, keeping it at a conversational volume though. She suddenly became very interested with her meal. "Bumblebee, do you want to forget this?"

It's not what I'm used to, just wanna try you on.
I'm curious for you, caught my attention.

She growled, but I continued,

I kissed a girl and I liked it,
the taste of her cherry chapstick.
I kissed a girl just to try it,
- don't mind it.

it felt so right.
- mean I'm in love tonight.
I kissed a girl and I liked it (I liked it).

I got up and sprinted away before she could put me in a choke hold.

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"Shut Up and Let Me Go," - The Ting-Tings

"I Kissed A Girl" - Katy Perry